That 70's Message Board

General Questions

What makes my stereo “high” fidelity?

Are there really eight tracks on an 8-Track?
Great Debates

Lust in your heart = sin?

Ask the test-tube baby IV
Café Society

Welcome Back Kotter Season 2!

OMG I just saw Saturday Night Fever (spoilers!)
IMHO

Guys with moustaches and their SO (possible TMI)

How big are your bell-bottoms?
MPSIMS

Things to do in line for gas

My pet rock ran away!

BBQ Pit

No, I do NOT want to “do the hustle” with you, asshole!

Hey OPEC, get fucked

**General Questions

Question about Quadraphonics Stereo.

My VCR won’t stop blinking 12:00!
Great Debates

Is it cheating to post naughty messages on my BBS?

Café Society

My Parents won’t let me see The Exorcist!

IMHO

Olivia Newton John is so HOT!

MPSIMS

I just got new Earth Shoes!

BBQ Pit

Gloria Steinem’s a B-I-T-C-H ! !

General Questions

Explain Hemi vs Mopar to me.

Are pocket calculators for real?
**Great Debates **

Jane Fonda. Heroine or Commie?

Will our MX program escalate Soviet missle production?
Café Society

Cassidy is so Butch!

Monday Night Football? Okay, I’ll try it.
IMHO

The Schwinn Continental sucks!

Silk shirts are here to stay.
MPSIMS

What’s your highest Pong score?

Tie-dye tips from a pro.
BBQ Pit

My babe won’t get on the pill!

Betty Ford’s a lush!

General Questions

Is reel to reel the next big thing in audio?

Would you buy one of those little Honda cars?
Great Debates

Jimmy Carter will be our next great President.

Should high school kids be allowed to play in the NBA?
Cafe Society

Peter Frampton, rock legend?

MASH, will anybody watch it?
IMHO

AMC Hornet or Plymouth Volare, what should I buy.

I love my leisure suits, don’t you?
MPSIMS

I’m a father, I got 3 pet rocks for my birthday!!!

I’m going to be a father, my GF says shes pregnant.
BBQ Pit

For all you naysayers, the $2 bill is here to stay.

Nixon did nothing wrong.

General Questions

Is there really a big bad Leroy Brown living on the Southside of Chicago?

How cold should the computer room at work be?

Great Debates

The attempt to oust Nixon – a vast leftwing conspiracy?

Café Society

All in the Family – for those who think Jung

John Denver Forever!!!

Godfather II – The End of the Story (spoiler!)

IMHO

President Carter should resign and go back to peanut farming or carpentry or something more suited to his “talents.”

BBQ Pit

Now just what did Jim Croce do with the time he saved in that bottle? Har! Har!

General Questions

What are the advantages of C over FORTRAN?

Optimizing compilers: worth it? [moved to the Pit]

IMHO

Will the Beatles ever reunite?

Where should we land on the Moon next?

MPSIMS

I just took some shrooms.

Cafe Society

Hunter S. Thompson Appreciation Thread

The BBQ Pit

Oh fuck… Cambodia.

IF I SEE ANOTHER EARTHTONE, I SWEAR TO GOD…

**General Questions **

How many words end in -gry?

IMHO

Who likes roller derby?

Which Osmond brother is your fave?

MPSIMS

I finally fun-furred my Gremlin!

Check out my “Short ‘n’ Sassy” Dorothy Hamill style!

Great Debates

Who REALLY shot Kennedy?

Leif Garrett vs. Shaun Cassidy: Who’s the foxiest?

Cafe Society

Hooked on Classics is So Groovy (Or Why Clapping to the Beat Improves ANY Musical Piece)

Dukes of Hazzard: Will Daisy ever do her cousin(s)?

The BBQ Pit

The Ayatollah is an Assahollah

General Questions

“Space Shuttle” - anyone else read this? Can it really work?

IMHO

Mustang II? Ford’s kidding, right?

MPSIMS

New car advice needed - Pinto or Gremlin?

Cafe Society

I just saw Elvis!

Star Trek movie?

Disco SUCKS!!!

General Questions

To streak, or not to streak?

OK. I went “All the way”. Now what?

IMHO

Flower Power = LOVE

Shaggy and Scoobie STONED!

MPIMS

I just got an 8 Track! Yea!

I just flunked out of College. Oh no.

Great Debates

We should get out of Viet Nam!

Energy Crisis: Eco-Conspiricy!

Cafe Society

“A Clockwork Orange” banned in my county

Herbie The Love Bug: Art or Trash?

BBQ Pit

Some ASSHOLE sold my little brother oregano!

Fuck! Bad TRIP! FUCK!!!

General Questions
Will strobe lights make me impotent? (maybe TMI)
What would happen if I cut open this old lava lamp?

Great Debates
Westmoreland-- The Greatest General Since Eisenhower.
How can God be against free love?

MPSIMS
Me + my Camino =Roadtrip!
Upstate NY Dopefest: Love in at Love Canal.

Cafe Society
Kirk finally gets his girdle adjusted-- BY A DEATHSTAR
If Tolkien had written Jonathan Livingston Seagull

IMHO
Aqua Velva or Old Spice?
Should me 'n the old lady shack up?

The Pit
Heide??? WTF!!! Give me my football game back!
DISCO SUCKS!!!

General Questions
Light Bulb - Is this Edison a quack, or does it work?
Has any one used a “telephone” yet.

Great Debates
No way will the “phonograph” replace my stereoscope for entertainment.
Custer’s slaying is proof we need stricter bow & arrow control

MPSIMS
On a bicycle built for 2! (TMI)
I must say, I’ve taken quite a fancy to women’s ankles now that they’re wearing mini skirts.

Cafe Society
Brothers Karamazov (possible spoilers)
Around the World in 80 Days - Are you attending the convention?

IMHO
Bizet’s Carmen is just selling garbage to kids
Huck Finn & Tom Sawyer. More liberal propaganda

BBQ Pit
Why are we giving treaties to savages. We took their land fair and square!
Maybe you Darwinists came from monkeys, but not me.
Oh, I’m sorry…wrong century :smack:

General Questions

Are microwave ovens really all that safe?

Help! I think my Apple ][ is broken! Should I press PR#4?

Great Debates

After Three Mile Island, should we close all nuclear plants?

Should we bomb Iran to protest the hostage-taking?

Cafe Society

Maude’s abortion episode: will you watch?

Fonzie jumps the shark tonight!!!

IMHO

The AMC Pacer: a lemon, yea or nay?

Should I feather my hair?

MPSIMS

I got into Studio 54 and danced with Bianca Jagger!!!

Teach me how to do the Hustle

The BBQ Pit

My fucking crap-ass typewriter! (Long office rant)

Listen, buddy, just because my mood ring is green doesn’t mean I want to screw you!

Dictaphone jokes are NOT appropriate at work!

GQ

Push-button phones – why so much more expensive?

Are Pop-Rocks dangerous?

MPSIMS

My avacado green fridge came today!

Mmmmm…TaB!

Cafe Society

Halloween costume: Darth or C3PO?

Fondue Recipes?

IMHO

Need suggestions to combat polyester chafing

Favorite “monster” cereal?

Great Debates

Pull-offs vs. the new “safety” can tabs.

BBQ Pit

the BUY-centennial!

Hey! Where’d my red M&Ms go?!?

GQ
Phone-phreaking (How to?)

Great Debates
Ireland: Give it back to the Irish?

Cafe Society
“Animal House” (Spoilers!)

IMHO
Space Invaders rules. Galaxia sucks.

MPSIMS
I skitched home from school today!

The BBQ Pit
My Brothers got tickets for Pink Floyd “The Wall.” at the Nassau Coliseum. None for me.

General Questions:

What happens if I hit the “Instant Delight” key on the upper right of my Commodore 64 keyboard?

GQ:

Did Hitler really invent the VW Bug?

Cafe:

Laserdiscs: killer format that’s here to stay

Debates:

Who REALLY killed the convertible?

BBQ Pit:

I like disco, there, I said it.

General Questions

What’s the difference between cassette and 8-track?

Why are Betamax video cassette tapes better than VHS video cassette tapes?

Great Debates

Will shuttle diplomacy work?

The Republicans will never take the White House again after Watergate!

Cafe Society

Anyone seen that new George Lucas film, Star Wars?

Anyone else read Larry Niven’s book Ringworld?

IMHO

Where were you when SkyLab fell?

Anyone else here tried jogging?

Anyone want to buy my Quadraphonic stereo?

Anyone else tried Dingo boots?

MPSIMS

Did you hear Honda’s putting out a car? Will it come with a kick-stand?

My calculator has MEMORY!

BBQ Pitt

Like hell I’m paying $0.55 for a gallon of gas!!

I hate those Hari Krishnas guys at the airport!!