I wouldn’t object to a migration of US Dopers to Australia 'cos in the main dopers are intelligent people committed to fighting ignorance.
And I don’t think that any dopers here could manage to break ALL the office staplers in ONE day and unistall ALL the printer drivers (don’t ask me how). My head hurts…
leechbabe, IMVVHO, the guy is a grade A moron, or you are super hot, and since he knows you are totally out of his league, the only way he can see you is to be constantly playing the idiot every five minutes …
Well FordPrefect I’d like to go with the super hot option but Mr. Moron knows that A) I’m married and B) I’m pregnant, so sadly that is probably not the case.
But I’m just going to pretend it is for the rest of the day - great morale boost 
Why is leechbabe having all the fun? I demand I’m given my own Moron[sub][sup][TM][/sup][/sub].