All you folks with stinky pets… Have you ruled out dietary triggers? If the dog’s or cat’s farts always stink that badly, it probably means they’re eating something that they shouldn’t. Dairy and onions are examples of common triggers.
I wish to see a picture of this, because it sounds adorable. If it’s as adorable as it sounds, you should also submit the picture to I Can Has Cheezburger, for its Googies are our friends series.
My hamster never interrupted the proceedings. Mr. Gere’s may have, but mine… never.
But I’ve heard stories of my brother’s dogs getting between him and his wife… literally.
In the new dog’s case, it’s probably emotional triggers rather than dietary. His internals act up pretty strongly if he gets too excited - about an hour after an unusually exciting event, he beings to emit UN-banned levels of stench.
Ching die nasty.
For that, you must suffer - the death of a thousand farts!
Oh no, she is quite certain that she should eat our food. Insistent, even!
Captain has perfected the art of cuddling up to my boyfriend while we’re snuggling and watching TV and then cutting the world’s most noxious dog farts. Then we wrestle each other for pillows to waft the foul air towards each other. It’s something of a game. (And I can let out anything I want to and he’ll assume it was the dog!)
Seconded.
Do dogs fart a lot? I’ve only ever known cats. Once when Butch was a wee kitten, he was curled up right next to my face. I heard a very faint, almost inaudible “pfffft” noise, and was assaulted by stench. I had to leave the room.
But at least they don’t watch the sex. But they do investigate the wet spot intently. Fucking nasty.
Joe
Took us two post Thanksgivings to figure out to give one of our beloved dogs turkey was to condemn him to two days sleeping in his crate alone. Even his “brother” wanted nothing to do with him.
I got my third cat the “free $500 cat” method of dragging a friendly feral out from under a porch. Even after worming he had digestive issues for at least a year or so, and during that time his farts (which were not infrequent) smelled just like Cheerios. sniff sniff “Damn, I’m hungry! Do we have any cereal… oh gross.”
Actually, I’ve never heard a dog fart loudly. But I’m sure they do.
Usually silent but deadly…
Thus ended the great strip Dungeons & Dragons experiment of 2008. . .
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Given the appearance of some gamers, this is not necessarily an unhappy outcome.
These are on the couch (and the vacuumed rug, horrors!) instead of the dog bed, because the doggy bed is upstairs and when they’re sleeping there, so am I!
Not sure why, but Applesauce has always loved sleeping on that dog’s face, ever since we brought her home!! She’s definitely Bailey’s kitty.
Feyrat, that is too adorable. I love the “this is MY dog” expression!
One time when my ex and I were fairly slowly and gently working away in the missionary position, our cat climbed up and curled up in the small of my back.