That part of my life that I will never get back.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have recently realized just how much of my life I have thrown away screwing around on the internet, with most of it wasted here on the SDMB. For that reason, and to avoid wasting the rest of my life in ridiculous pursuits of arcane trivia and stupid emotions, I have decided to leave the SDMB to those of you who have nothing better to do.

I thank all those of you who have shown kindness to me in recent months. To the rest of you who have ignored me, I say “Fuck you very much.”

After I post this, I will ask TubaDiva to withdraw my posting priveleges. Adios, pendejos.

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See you later maricon.

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As opposed to controlling yourself and just not posting?

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Yikes. A hearty “Fuck you very much” to the people who ignored him. Praise jebus he didn’t have any words for the people who actually disliked him, if such people there be.

Bye!

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It’s been a waste of time since not everyone fawns at your feet and now you’re going to cuss them for it?

That’s pathetic.

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If I resist all urges to move this thread to the BBQ Pit I will enable the insult.
If I reply I won’t be ignoring him and will render the insult void. Can we call this PiD’s Paradox?

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You know, I’m going to miss that vertical crease starting at the top of his forehead.

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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays…

:rolleyes:

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[Agnes Moorehead in “Caged”] “He’ll be back. They always come back.” [/Agnes Moorehead in “Caged”]

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Thank the gods the time I waste on SDMB is when I should be working :smiley:

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Has anybody ever gotten any part of their life back? AFAIK time is still a very annoying one-way trip. Did I miss something?

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I went and read Payne’s posts over the past year…

It certainly *was[/] a waste of his life. He never had anything to say beyond a crass, unfunny one-liner.

Please, please let my 472 posts someday be less idiotic!

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Well, the time wasted in reading the OP is a part of my life that I will never get back.

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I’m with VenusProbe. Sure I’m wasting time, but that’s what I get paid to do (evidently).

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Goodbye and good luck Payne N. Diaz.

As soon as we find the awful person that was holding a gun to your head and forcing you to post, we will let you know.

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You’ll never take me alive, Lyllyan!

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Could you come get that guy with the gun? He’s over at my house now and, well, I like posting, but he’s eaten all my cereal, drank my orange juice, and wants me to run out for more. “Take the laptop,” he says.

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Jeez. I assumed he was talking about the time wasted watching Paulie Shore movies, then he has to go and insult us all.

Oh well, time to go waste some more…time.

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Jeeze. How much attention do you need, bud?

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Don’t worry kevja. He’s Never. Coming. Back. I’m sure he’s not even reading this thread. :rolleyes: