Don’t be. I’ve listened to him for YEARS…bastard hasn’t Rhymed anything yet! 
Stolen from Dr. Crypton in Science Digest, 20 years back:
*There was a young lady from Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
She said to her beau,
“Just look at me, Joe:
I think I’ve found one more way.”
*
I don’t think there’s any rule that ectothermic organisms have to also be slow-moving.
Sorry, sorry, statute of limitations is up.
In the nursery, they say that the velociraptors are warm-blooded. Grant had this theory before (as he thinks they’re related to birds) and the park confirmed his suspicions.
Take your facts back to Italy where they belong.
It would certainly come as a surprise to the black iguana, which has been clocked at over 20 MPH.
And crocodiles and alligators can get speedy. And snakes. In the book they make it sound as though the dinosaurs are way way faster than any cold blooded creature could possibly be.
You’ve never been bit by a Red Eared Slider (turtle) that’s been sitting on a hot rock all afternoon.
Oh, here we go again… Why’d if have to be the BLACK iguana that’s fast …
Those adorable little guys they sell in Chinatown?! They get fast, too?
Semi-related tangent: I was camping a few weeks ago, and a bear got into my car and raided the cooler therein; and he did it by opening the car door using the door handle.
So it’s 4:00 AM and the surrounding campsite neighbors are buzzing around, talking about the bear and where he was and what’d he do, and I related my story. One neighbor said “cool…just like Jurassic Park”
Did the bear hotwire the engine and take your car for a joyride?
And posted pics to Facebook too!
They should all be destroyed!
Primeval is one of my favorite scifi shows now, but I stopped watching it after the first series two episode for quite a while…because something horrible happened to a raptor. A baby raptor.
Three raptors wander through a space-time anomaly and end up in a UK mall. The people on the show notice that one of the adults, presumably a parent, is reacting to lil raptor’s distress call, so they chain the baby up near where they’re hoping to herd them back through to their time. The male raptor is indeed lured to where the infant is. And he eats it! 
Obviously I got over it, but I really did feel bad for the little guy.
‘We’ve got to take the rims! If we don’t, it’s a cinch some other bears will!’
Not that clever. She let two snotty kids lock her in a freezer!
Aww.
A baby raptor gets eaten by other raptors in the book of Jurassic Park.
A question: is the OP in fact the Vince Vaughn character from JP2?