Nope. In fact, the OP is severely wierded out that his Apple tree is full of wasps and wants to kill them with fire.
But from a distance, on TV, I think awwww. I wouldn’t wanna freeze OR starve OR asphyxiate in there.
Ha! I’ve been watching the Lost World and I keep screaming at Roland Tembo to take out Vince Vaughn.
Tangent! With some rumors of a JP4 being mulled over (again) I would vote to ditch Sam Neill and crew and make Roland the main protagonist…I thought he was an interesting character and can imagine him being lured back to the island for some reason or another a lot easier than I can imagine any of the others coming back.
Sadly, Pete Postlewaite, who played Roland, died a few years back.
Ordinarily I’d make a wisecrack here, but I like him too much to do anything but :(.
Velociraptor locked in freezer: “Lexi, baby… I think you hurt my head reeeeal bad. I’m dizzy… I think I need a doctor…”
OMG JP4??? You just made me so very happy! There can never be enough dinosaurs in my world! 
Only a few months ago, you mean? It was 2011. But yeah, I was sad, too. Roland would have been such a great protagonist.
IT STINKS!
ignore this. stupid allcaps auto undoing…
Didn’t they say in the second movie that they napalmed the entire island? If so, it’s dead no matter what.
Not a problem. After all, Malcolm died, got buried, and got his grave (and the entire rest of that island) napalmed in the first book, and it didn’t slow him down any.
No one cares about Malcolm. The important thing is that no harm come to Ellie Satler; she’s too pretty to die. I suppose Grant must be spared as well to spare her grief. And obviously I can’t countenance hurting little kids. But you can kill Malcolm as often as you want and I’m okay with it.
Ya know, the biological flaws of Jurassic Park have their very own wiki page, not the least of which is that velociraptors were about the size of turkeys, so the freezer has a certain poetic justice, IMHO.
They also had feathers. So they were pretty. Or divas.
I’d like to imagine that they’d have opened the film with Roland blowing Van Owen’s body from there to Johannesburg.
Divas with six inch knives on their feet!…wha? Oh… Two inch knives.
Obviously my memory was in error. I didn’t have the heart to read the linked article. Stoopid feelings.