eh, 6 out of 10, very plain :o
Go gators, tho 
While this hardly seems the best thread for nitpicking, I nevertheless must point out that the Swedish Bikini Team pitched Old Milwaukee, which was at the time a product of the Stroh Brewery Company.
Add me to the ranks of those who’ll never buy body spray, but will gladly watch Rachel whenever one of her commercials appears.
She doesn’t do much of anything for me, mainly because she’s trying too hard (push-up bra, aforementioned shirt-undone-down-to-here, cross-legged walk to try to make her look like she has hips), but in no small part because she really, really needs to wash her hair.
Melissa Theuriau is officially the hottest woman in western civilization.
and here
[hijack]you actually at UF by any chance?[/hijack]
I would if she asked me.
I’m in love.
I originally thought she was Rachel McAdams.
You might be interesting in knowing that Theuriau was recently photogarphed at a beach. A European beach.
Who are the three red haired cowgirls in the Ritz toasted commercial?
Yeah, I was curious, so I Googled.
:eek: :eek: :eek: Whoa, Batman! Totally not for British school kids!
So I switched to the other computer.
Google Imaged her. Hmmm, she is cute. And that water must have been a bit chilly! 
I’m really not. I live in Bangkok. Vanessa Mae lookalikes are a dime a dozen.
In fact, living in Thailand is how I got over the extreme shyness that defined me back when I was a young man. The women here are SO beautiful that it becomes completely ordinary. Now when I visit the US, and I see a girl that other guys are dropping their jaws on the floor over, I give a little yawn and go about my business, because I know I’ll be seeing better as soon as I return home here.
Her face just has so little character. I’m not saying I want scars or pockmarks or a pirate eyepatch, but at least RGX girl has a mouth that would be slightly too wide of “ideal” and striking eyes.
And it looks like Ms Theuriau has a nosejob. That thing looks like sculptor’s putty.
Google Image Search is being very kind!
Picky, picky. On the strength of that quick look, I personally would doink her so hard it would void the manufacturer’s warranty.
The worst part is it works. I’ve been with multiple women who squealed in excitement when they found out I had Axe. These were women who hardly noticed my (Kenneth Cole) Reaction, which of course cost several times as much and smelled several times better. Couldn’t figure it out. The best I can figure is that it’s a display of maleness–our belief that we can turn from a zero to a stud for a couple dollars a bottle is one of our qualities that women find “cute”, like how we’re super sweet when we’re alone with them but we act tough around other guys.
Huh? What does that mean?
“Hmmm… two bucks? And it only transports matter?”
I suspect it’s a reference to this thread.
Yeah, like it would matter 
I could bathe in RGX and she still wouldn’t give me the time of day, Persian or not. Of course I’ve never tried any type of “body spray”, I don’t like cologne or any of that smelly stuff. I bought a new tube of anti-perspirant/deodorant and used it the first time one morning. Got to work and was wondering who the hell was wearing some ass smelling cologne. Yep, it was me. Took a few days to get used to that smell.
I think this might be her telling a joke.