Talk about embarrassing.
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And the authorities speak:
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Heh, heh. Since the car was running, with the keys in the ignition, it would have been funnier if someone just locked the doors of the car. :smack:
I just love that sentence.
That’ll learn em to streak in warmer weather.
Methinks as cold as it was there wasn’t a “Lot” to see if you catch my drift. 
Krisfer inspires me to quote Seinfeld.
“Do women know about shrinkage?”
“What do you mean, like laundry?”
“No…”
“Like when a man goes swimming… Afterwards…”
“It shrinks?”
“Like a frightened turtle.”
“Why does it shrink?”
“It just does.”
“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”
They’re gonna have to start telling people to make sure they carry their clothes into restaurants as well. It would have been hilarious if the seating hostess had called out “Okay, who ordered the three naked guys?”
Always have a designated driver.
I find it strange that someone would spontaneously steal a car like that.
A guy is sitting in a diner, looks up, sees a running car outside, jumps to his feet, sprints out, and zooms off?
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where as soon as the lights go out, everyone starts looting.
That seems like the only reasonable thing to do if you should find yourself in a Denny’s.