That Zoo Down Under

Factual Questions
1

Yep, got crabs.

It has been twice already that I smeared my privates with over-the-counter treatment, washed and dried cloths and sheets in high temperature , yet the buggers reappear after 2 weeks.

I am medium hairy–should I rub that treatment ALL over myself?

Any good advice?

2

Sorry, I’m just relieved this wasn’t some stereotypical question about Australia.

3

Get some bleach, & wash all yer knickers.

Eggs, dude.