Hapy birthday! Anyone want to do Jello shots? I volunteer my stomach to drink them off of. 
Oh, and for spin the bottle definitely count me in!
Can I spin the bottle on your stomach? (it is my birthday today too)
Yes Persephone I was very thrilled that my birthday fell on the last day of the full moon.
Now, I’ll spin the bottle but first I owe Dave a kiss from the mistletoe thread. By the time I got there it was getting kinda rough and so I backed out.
I’ve got Jello shots in the fridge, all different flavors and colors and none of them are marked so it will be a mystery on what you get.
The first one who names them all gets a prize.
And yes I am only 29 not 40! But I am sure that I will be 29 by then too.
EvilBeth I have been gone for a little while but I check in from time to time.
Next year Veb we have to pick a month in the middle and have one hell of a 30th birthday party in town somewhere. We will have to drag Chris and Dave with us. But I am sure that with me there we wouldn’t be running into any inflatable toys! I always miss the good stuff.
Happy birthday to Betenoir! And you need to follow up the Guinness with one of those snow cones over there.
:whispering very quietly:
I think it’s evilbeth, not spelt with an E
:staggers away from a surfeit of jello:
Well, I see Colin didn’t make it thru the Jello shots.
Now, where did that bottle go?
There it is!
Now off to grab some kissable peoples!! Pucker up!
Well of course! What’s Guinness without snow cones?
Thank!
Staggering, but still alive. Do I have to get on all fours to kiss a smurf?
I’m running late, as usual.
Happy (belated) birthday Kricket, Colin Wilkinson, and betenoir. I hereby forgive you all for being younger than me.
(And not to throw a monkey wrench into things, but the official Jack Benny Precedent is that you can hold at *39,*not 29.)
Happy birthday!
I usually ask people to get on their knees to grovel, but I’ll take a kiss this time around.
Now I promised soda for Ad but I see he hasn’t made it yet.
Let’s keep this party going guys.
And if Jack Benny isn’t posting on this board then for right now he doesn’t count. So you can just take your wrench back. 
Guinness should always be followed by a snow cone.
One nite while I was a cocktail waitress I was serving some guys Guinness and they were chasing it with lit Sambuka. (What a pretty little blue flame) Let me tell you that after they had eaten quesadias it was not pretty! We ended up with black beans all over the floor.
You must be the world’s most polite dominatrix smurf Kricket
A belated Happy 29 and 35, Kricket and Colin!
And the same to you Cajun man. Hey, I’m gonna be in New Orleans tomorrow night. What should I do?
I’m kissable. But where are you planning on grabbing me?
Aren’t you busy having Jello shots licked off your stomach Hypergirl?
Eat and party!
Pass the cake because I joined the ranks of 29 year olds today as well! Yes, I left behind the immaturity of a mere 28 year old and passed into the ranks of class and grace!
With all of the December birthdays I would have to say March is a pretty boring month…
Happy birthday Bean! Welcome to the party and the eternal age of 29.
As for being polite it is only a ploy to get what I want in the end!
Hypergirl pucker up! And you will know when I grab you and where.
Now who’s next.
Do I have to start taking off clothing here?
When are the moderators going to put up web cams on all dopers’ monitors? Anyway, after three days of non-stop partying, I’m off to bed for a bit. Anyone care to join me?
I’m multi-talented. What can I say?