That's it! I'm throwing myself a birthday party!

Wow Hypergirl! What a coincedence, that is just how I like my women. And men.
Now I am off to find Chef and Ad who both said they would at least drop in. Very naughty! Now where did that paddle go?

Are you going to go canoeing??

Nope! Spanking. My riding crop will have to do I suppose.
Better mental picture for you Colin?

You and hypergirl and a riding crop? <Editor’s note: at this point the author was unable to continue his post. Early diagnosis is dehydration due to loss of bodily fluids, coupled with an sudden onset of tempoary blindness. Further reports if deemed necessary.>

Medic!
Quick someone give that man mouth to mouth!

I’ll do it!

Wow…what an oppurtune time for me to show up.

Do I get a reprieve from the spanking?

OK ladies - form an orderly queue

Me first! Me first!
Hang on a sec. What am I waiting in line for?

It’s easy now to say you’ll stop at 29, but that’s what Jack Benny said, and he ended up at 39 by the time he died.

Didn’t we already discuss this Jack Benny thing? :wink:

What ever we are in line for I am after Hypergirl.
Let me have another shot first this could get dangerous.

The riding crop was originally for Chef and Ad but for those of you who are into that sort of thing…

A spanking!!! [and then the oral sex… the oral sex!]Oooooooh, me first please! :smiley:

Hey there. I was here first.

Hey! You’re supposed to be forminga anorderly line. I need that mouth to mouth now. Mouth to anywhere else comes later. Meanwhile I’ve been lying here stiff as a board overnight (as long as no-one saw me sneak out to Party all night long in New Orleans last night). Can someone alleviate my problem?

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Oh really? :wink:

CPR BDSM whatever it takes :eek: , but I need it now

So we can blame those typos to the lack of blood flow to the brain? :wink:
And we are being orderly! I said that I would wait after Hypergirl.
So did you have fun while you were out? You did sample some food for me right? Did you have a hurricane while you were there right? IIRC that is supposed to be the place famous for them.

I think hypergirl may be vascillating, so maybe you’d better jump the queue Kricket].
And the really sad news from the real world? I was tucked up in bed by 10 o’clock all by myself :frowning: . Something to do with having to catch a cab at 3 in the morning, then working all day. But the night is young and body needs ministering too :wink: