Is this not one of the most adorable things you’ve ever read?
I think they had to run this story right below it to compensate.
Kawaii!!!
A fun attaction!
And one you cannot buy with money!
Uh oh! The picture on there looked too cute to be legal.
Hastily scrubs clean hard drive.
Oh sure, it’s cute and all. You let down your guard once, and them bam! It’s “Hello Kitty” and tentacle porn all over the place!
Awww. It’s standing on its hind legs. Just like Rory Calhoun!
Hmmm, the man from Springfield makes a Simpson’s reference. 
The Ezo Sable got a “Awwww” from my six years old and a “Oh Cute” from my daughter. Gets a “very cute” from me.
Jim
Honestly, I think that’s probably the cutest sea cucumber I’ve ever seen.
I can totally understand why Japanese fishermen would be excited: “Look! It’s a sea cucumber that doesn’t look exactly like every other goddamn sea cucumber I’ve ever seen!!! Years of my life spent fishing, uncounted millions of sea cucumbers, and this is the very first one that is even remotely distinguishable as an individual! I love you, little albino sea cucumber… Oh God, why did I ever become a sea cucumber fisherman?” (weeps)
We all knew it was only a matter of time before they responded to the Chinese and their commie Red Panda .
We’re looking at cuteness escalation unseen since the Cold War :eek:
In unrelated news from Japan, apparently Godzilla fucked a strawberry patch…
You are very funny. 
And that pic of the Red Panda sitting ont he branch? Awwwwwwwwww…
This whole thread is WAY too cute!
I feel so lucky to be white. Everyone loves white creatures, from sea cucumbers to weasels to nuffalo.
Oh sure, it may look cute and all, but check out those claws! :eek:
Sabel, Panda, down, down-right, right, super-combo YOUTUBEKEN!.
Aww, that OP link is just too cute!!!
And I’m not opening any other links in this thread cause I know they’re just trying to spoil the cuteness.
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering sea cucumber; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. "
Now, wait a minute - those are WEASELS, people - coming up to hotel guests and such. They’re just lucky no one has been killed yet. You do not mess with weasels. Sure, they might be cute and fuzzy, but they’re still weasels, which are the most vicious killers on the planet.
Awwww…who’s a vicious weasel? You are! You are! Gitchy gitchy goo, you vicious killer you!
So featherlou, how many people should die to save those wascally creatures?