Vienna man fined 500 euro for farting at police. They were not amused.
You’re not supposed to fart directly at the police. Just fart in their general direction.
Aw man, I need to read faster. That’s the first thing I thought of.:smack:
How does one prove intent?
So it was more than one? Or did they take into account duration, intensity and odor?
Do showings of “Blazing Saddles” violate the public decency law in Vienna?
There’s gotta be a lawyer over there who could get this judgment overturned on appeal. :mad:
Their mother was a hamster and their father smelt of elderberries.
The suspect then began laughing hysterically. 
I’m more impressed with the purported size of the fart- it had to be large enough that the cops were well aware they’d been farted at.
I wonder how many lawyers there got a whiff of this case?
I’m more impressed with the purported size of the fart- it had to be large enough that the cops were well aware they’d been farted at.
Maybe, maybe not. It could just be a case of “It takes one to know one”.
I thought that farting at will was a cartoon power. Are there people who can actually fart at will?
It’s all that Vienna Sausage they eat over there.
Maybe should have used that Vienna Sausage to plug it up
If Will was one of the cops then, yes.
This guy can. The Pride of the UK, Mr Methane.
If he asked the officer to pull his finger first, the prosecution should be a slam-dunk.
Y’all gotta stop. I’m hurting here.
I havn’t laughed so hard in weeks.
Siamese cats flew to the beams.
They don’t like me to laugh at bathroom humor.
Ah, c’mon. How could you forget Cecil’s classic column on Le Petomane? The guy made a career of farting at will (amongst other things). Man, that Moulin Rouge was one kinky place.
I’m sure the cops in this other Austrian town would be far more easy-going: Fugging - Wikipedia
Imagine telling that story at a dinner party. “I got a ticket for farting at a cop in Fucking Austria”