The 100 Most Influential People - Try the Third

And it came to pass on that day, that there went out a decree from Sternvogel that Caesar Augustus should be eliminated.

Augustus Caesar

Aristotle’s successors like Averroes, Abelard, Duns Scotus, and Aquinas founded the Scholastic method, which really was an intellectual dead end. They wasted all their time arguing over things so pointless that they were neither true or false - like the proverbial issue of how many angels could dance on the head of a pin. It was generations of smart people accomplishing nothing of any use.

Aristotlean science was similarly useless. Back in his day it wasn’t science it was “natural philosophy”. It was people who didn’t bother observing or gathering evidence - they just thought up interesting theories. This led to such absurdities as Aristotle’s “explanation” of why men have more teeth than women.

Aristotle

Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am”
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!

Julius Caesar did some conquering but really he was just another wannabee dictator trying to take over as the Republic fell apart. The Gracchi brothers, Marius, Catalus, Sulla, Carbo, the Pompeys, Crassus, Cinna, Sertorius, Lepidus, Mark Antony - none of them succeeded in taking and holding power.

Augustus did.

Johann Gutenberg

Aristotle

Augustus Caesar.

Aristotle

This is the last day for this round…

And the loser is, by one vote:

Augustus Caesar

Remaining Names:

** Aristotle, Greek Philosopher, Philosophy and Arts
Isaac Newton, British Scientist, Theory of Universal Gravitation and Motion, Science
Johann Gutenberg, Inventor, Inventor of Printing Press, Invention and Exploration**

My vote:

Johann Gutenberg

Aristotle

Aristotle

You all know who I’m voting for.

Aristotle for the win

Aristotle

Aristotle

I was planning to vote for him anyway, and resistance at this point would be futile:

Aristotle

Aristotle

Johann Gutenberg

Futiliy has never worried me much. :smack:
Movable type was in use before Gutenberg.

Newton. Leibniz co-invented calculus. And Newton worked in the midst of a more general scientific revolution. Or maybe I just prefer the other 2.