On the First day of Christmas, Straightdope gave to me…
…A coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti…
On the second day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me
Two banned socks
and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the third day of Christms, the Straight Dope gave to me
three -gry words
two banned socks
and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
Shouldn’t #3 be “Hi Opal”? 
Oh well…
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me
four GQ mods
three -gry words
two banned socks
and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me
Five Spotted Threads
four GQ mods
three -gry words
two banned socks
and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 6th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me:
Six pies o’ weebl
Five Spotted Threads
four GQ mods
three -gry words
two banned socks
and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 7th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me:
Seven new members
Six pies o’ weebl
Five Spotted Threads
four GQ mods
three -gry words
two banned socks
and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 8th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me:
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 9th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me:
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 10th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me:
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 11th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me:
Two stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
Arggh I meant three stupid geeky jokes.
On the 11th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me:
Three stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 12th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me:
Twelve dogs a-burning
Two stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
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I woulda thought you meant 11. Heh.
11 being 3 in binary hense geeky joke, but I have a cold don’t feel well <excuse>… and put two down without thinking properly.
and a merry christmas to everyone! remember to practise safe sex!
Dunno about the 12 days of SD Xmas, but today is the last day of Advent. And any StraightDope Advent should include the Weebl and Bob Advent Calendar! I especially recommend days 1, 5, 16, 19, and 24.
On the 13th day of Christmas, The Straight Doper gave to me:
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Two stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 14th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Two stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 15th day of Christmas The Straight Dope gave to me:
15 days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Two stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti