On the 16th day of Christmas The Straight Dope gave to me:
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
15 days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Two stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the seventeenth day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me:
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
15 days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
*11 is “three” in binary
On the 18th day of Christmas The Straight Dope gave to me:
Eighteen coffee splatted screens
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
15 days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
*11 is “three” in binary
On the 19th day of Christmas, the SD gave to me:
19 zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers
Eighteen coffee splatted screens
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
15 days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 20th day of Christmas, the SD gave to me:
Twenty newly-banned members
19 zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers
Eighteen coffee splatted screens
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
15 days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
9 pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
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On the 21st day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me…
Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs
Twenty newly-banned members
Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers
Eighteen coffee splatted screens
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
Fifteen days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
Nine pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 22 Day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me:
22 effing massive fonts
Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs
Twenty newly-banned members
Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers
Eighteen coffee splatted screens
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
Fifteen days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
Nine pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
On the 23rd Day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me:
23 concurrent Bush-Bashing Pit Threads
22 effing massive fonts
Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs
Twenty newly-banned members
Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers
Eighteen coffee splatted screens
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
Fifteen days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
Nine pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
*11 is “three” in binary
On the 24th Day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me:
Twenty-four dancing badgers
23 concurrent Bush-Bashing Pit Threads
22 effing massive fonts
Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs
Twenty newly-banned members
Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers
Eighteen coffee splatted screens
Seventeen locked game threads
Sixteen post-eating hamsters
Fifteen days of goat sex
Fourteen inflatable toy blimps
Thirteen Deathpool victims
Twelve dogs a-burning
Three* stupid geeky jokes
Ten old-style death rays
Nine pics of Goatse
Eight reported posts
Seven new members
Six pies o’weebl
Five Spotted Threads
Four GQ Mods
Three -gry words
Two banned socks
And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti
*11 is “three” in binary