On the first day of Christmas,
My true sent to me…
A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two Harry Potter Threads
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Six spelling nitpicks,
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpicks,
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Eight TMI threads
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpicks,
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
Sorry to nitpick we need to fix 6 & 8
for future ref:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
So maybe this will fix it:
Eight TMI threads a-threading
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpickers a-nitpicking
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
Nine “nice guys” whining
Eight TMI threads
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpicks,
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the tenthday of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Ten guests debating
Nine “nice guys” whining
Eight TMI threads a-threading
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpickers a-nitpicking
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
Sorry to nitpick your nitpick but they’re going by the meter, not the lyrics.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eleven drunken rantings
Ten guests debating
Nine “nice guys” whining
Eight TMI threads a-threading
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpickers a-nitpicking
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
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To nitpick your nitpick of a nitpick, it all fell apart with the first one anyways, it doesn’t fit the meter or lyrics.
On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve Trolls Trolling
Eleven drunken rantings
Ten guests debating
Nine “nice guys” whining
Eight TMI threads a-threading
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpickers a-nitpicking
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and A pit thread about Bush’s latest policy.
On the Thirteenth Day of Christmas,
MacTruloff centipede:
Thirteen socks a socking,
Twelve Trolls Trolling
Eleven drunken rantings
Ten guests debating
Nine “nice guys” whining
Eight TMI threads a-threading
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpickers a-nitpicking
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and a parsnip in a psaltry.
Are there any 12 Day parodies that get the meter exactly right? 
I thought the classic McKensie Brothers parody did?
You know the one with the 5 Golden Tooks.
Jim
Nah, they lost it when it was “a beer … i-in a tree.”
(Coincidentally, my mother once gave my brother and I matching presents on Christmas morning–a non-alcoholic beer, two slices of French toast that she actually made and then wrapped, turtlenecks, uncooked Canadian bacon that she also wrapped, and a Golden Took for each of us. My mom’s weird.)
That’s awesome, my Mom would never in her life do anything that quirky or interesting. Consider yourself lucky.
Jim
On the Fourteenth Day of Christmas,
MacTruloff centipede:
Fourteen turkey recipes,
Thirteen socks a socking,
Twelve Trolls Trolling
Eleven drunken rantings
Ten guests debating
Nine “nice guys” whining
Eight TMI threads a-threading
Seven Mods a-Modding,
Six spelling nitpickers a-nitpicking
Five Golden Smilies,
Four well-deserved bannings,
Three threads of pet pics,
Two Harry Potter threads,
and a potato in a pastie.