The 12 Days of a Mod's Christmas

On the First Day of Christmas TubaDiva gave to me…a lecture on using vB.

On the second day of christmas Czarcasm gave to me… a lockdown sarcastically.

On the third day of Christmas, Coldfire gave to me:

3 Nazi Mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Lynn Bodoni gave to me:

4 asshat titles
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB

On the fifth day of Christmas, Coldfire gave to me…

Five…stern…warnings.

4 asshat titles
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB

on the sixth day of christmas, xash gave to me…

6 suspensions

Five…stern…warnings
4 asshat titles
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB

On the seventh day of Christmas, Bibliophage gave to me…

7 moved threads
6 suspensions
5 stern warnings
4 asshat titles
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns…

And a lecture on using vB.

On the eigth day of Christmas, Arnold gave to me …

8 banned trolls
7 moved threads
6 suspensions
5 stern warnings
4 asshat titles
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns …

And a lecture on using vB!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Gaudere gave to me,

9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5 stern warnings,
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns …

And a lecture on using vB!

On the Tenth day of Christmas, Dexter gave to me,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5 stern warniiiiiings, (bah-dah-dah-dahmp!)
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns …
And a lecture on using vB!

(I keep hearing Miss Piggy singing " 5 steee-rrrrn warnings…ba dum dum dum…)

Ya’ll rock! Carry on…

On the Tenth day of Christmas, Alphagene gave to me,
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5 stern warniiiiiings, (bah-dah-dah-dahmp!)
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns …
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 12th day of Christmas DrMatrix gave to me

12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5 stern warniiiiiiiiiings
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 13th day of Dopemas Cajun Man gave to me…

13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5 stern warniiiiiiiiiings
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 sarcastic lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 14th day of Christmas/Dopemas ** TVeblen** gave to me…

14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 15th day of Christmas, Uncle Beer gave to me. . .

15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 16th day of Christmas, **John Corrado[/b[ gave to me. . .

16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

And a broken vB code on the house!

On the 17th day of Dope-mas Ed Zotti gave to me…

17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods, <— (shouldn’t this be Hi Opals?)
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 18th day of Dopemas ** Cecil Adams ** gave to me…

18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods,
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!