The 12 Days of a Mod's Christmas

On the 19th day of Christmas, Uncle Beer gave to me…

19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods, (not “hi Opals?” Tsk.)
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 20th day of Christmas DavidB gave to me

20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

(I’m sorry it was so long but I have managed to stay below DavidB’ s radar for four years now and decided to take the bull by the horns today , as the saying goes.)

On the 21st day of Christmas CajunMan gave to me: 21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 22nd Day of Christmas Ukelele Ike gave to me:

22 don’t be a jerks

21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 23rd day of Christmas, Cecil Adams gave to me …

23 MySQL errors

22 don’t be a jerks
21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 24th day of Christmas, Euty and manhattan gave to me:

24 retirement notices
23 MySQL errors
22 don’t be a jerks
21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 25th day of Christmas ** MEBuckner ** gave to me…

25 simulposts
24 retirement notices
23 MySQL errors
22 don’t be a jerks
21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

And a warm and fuzzy Christmas to all of our favorite mods! :smiley:

Christmas is still on its way!

On the 26th day of Christmas xash gave to me…

26 more descriptive thread titles
25 simulposts
24 retirement notices
23 MySQL errors
22 don’t be a jerks
21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 27th day of Christmas, Uncle Beer gave to me…
deep breath

27 8x10 color glossy photographs with cirlces and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was about,

26 more descriptive thread titles
25 simulposts
24 retirement notices
23 MySQL errors
22 don’t be a jerks
21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

On the 27th day of Christmas, Ike gave to me -

27 Empire vs. Federation debates
26 more descriptive thread titles
25 simulposts
24 retirement notices
23 MySQL errors
22 don’t be a jerks
21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

Well, it was only a matter of time …

28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer…

Whoops, wrong thread.

On the 28th day of Christmas, Coldie gave to me -

28 new “a” thread pages

27 Empire vs. Federation debates & 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with cirlces and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was about,
26 more descriptive thread titles
25 simulposts
24 retirement notices
23 MySQL errors
22 don’t be a jerks
21 badger, badger mushrooms.
20 Where is the debate here ? Keep the who is the best poster on SDMB in IMHO and out of GDs
19 junior mods
18 1920’s Style Death Rays
17 grammar nazis
16 “gotcha ya’s”
15 tired hamsters
14 double posts
13 broken links
12 hours of loading
11 brand new smilies,
10 puppets socking,
9 hidden forums,
8 banned trolls,
7 moved threads,
6 suspensions,
5…stern…warn-innnnngs!
4 asshat titles,
3 Nazi mods
2 lockdowns
And a lecture on using vB!

I don’t have anything new to add just yet, but I would say that I’m amazed it got this far, especially with only one simulpost. Bravo, folks, and keep going so maybe it will spark an idea.