On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: A feral hog in a sweetgum tree…
(Add your own:))
On the Second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two Turtle Heads, and a feral hog in a sweetgum tree.
For our friends across the Pond. 
On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three French fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a feral hog in a sweetgum tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four cauliflowers, three French fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a feral hog in a sweetgum tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five Sonic Corn Dogs!
Four Cauliflowers, Three French Fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a Feral Hog in a Sweetgum Tree!
bowing
~VOW
^^^Nice!^^^
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Siamezers sleeping
Five Sonic Corn Dogs! Four Cauliflowers, Three French Fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a Feral Hog in a Sweetgum Tree!
On the Seventh day of Christmas my True Love gave to me seven beagles barking
Six siameezers sleeping
FIVE SONIC CORNDOGS
Four cauliflowers
Three french fries
Two turtle heads
And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree
On the Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight Deer hunters shooting, seven beagles barking, six siameezers sleeping, 5 Sonic Corn Dogs, Four cauliflowers
Three french fries
Two turtle heads
And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 9 angry beavers, Eight Deer hunters shooting, seven beagles barking, six siameezers sleeping, 5 Sonic Corn Dogs, Four cauliflowers
Three french fries
Two turtle heads
And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree
On teh 10th day of Xmas, my true love gave to me ten hibernatng black bears,
Eight Deer hunters shooting,
seven beagles barking,
six siameezers sleeping,
5 Sonic Corn Dogs,
Four cauliflowers
Three french fries
Two turtle heads
And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree
On the 11th day of Xmas, my true love gave to me 11 salt ponds festering,
ten hibernatng black bears,
Eight Deer hunters shooting,
seven beagles barking,
six siameezers sleeping,
5 Sonic Corn Dogs,
Four cauliflowers,
Three french fries,
Two turtle heads,
And a feral hog in a sweetgum treeeeeee
Dennis
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drummin’ (because, honestly, can you imagine anything worse? Don’t even need to change the real lyrics!!),
ten hibernatng black bears,
Eight Deer hunters shooting,
seven beagles barking,
six siameezers sleeping,
5 Sonic Corn Dogs,
Four cauliflowers,
Three french fries,
Two turtle heads,
And a feral hog in a sweetgum treeeeeee!
When you are in the process of Shitting Your Pants, you have a ‘Turtle Head’ coming out of your Ass, for those who didn’t get the joke.
Where’s #9?
Ooopsie… :o
Oh. I see it.
On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: a voice call in a pine tree…
(Do it again)
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two Turtles chocolates, and a voice call in a pine tree.
Turtles chocolates: https://www.madewithnestle.ca/turtles
Love them turtles!!
Well I say ‘love’, I think I’ve eaten one in my life. I sure like wanting them.
Good Lord, Woman! It’s only been a half-hour!