On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
three Viagra doses
two Turtles chocolates
and a voice call in a pine tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four chicken dumplings
Three Viagra doses
Two Turtles chocolates
And a voice call in a pine tree
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
FIVE HOLEY JEANS!
Four chicken dumplings
Three Viagra doses
Two Turtles chocolates
And a voice call in a pine tree
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six goosie greasers
FIVE HOLEY JEANS!
Four chicken dumplings
Three Viagra doses
Two Turtles chocolates
And a voice call in a pine tree
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me,
Seven loaded shotguns,
Six goosie greasers,
FIVE HOLEY JEANS! (the expensive, designer ones, of course!)
Four chicken dumplings,
Three Viagra doses,
Two Turtle chocolates,
And a voice call in a pine tree!
~VOW
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me,
Eight pounds of catnip,
Seven loaded shotguns,
Six goosie greasers,
FIVE HOLEY JEANS! (the expensive, designer ones, of course!)
Four chicken dumplings,
Three Viagra doses,
Two Turtle chocolates,
And a voice call in a pine tree!
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me
Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush
Eight pounds of catnip
Seven loaded shotguns
Six goosie greasers
FIVE HOLEY JEANS!
Four chicken dumplings
Three Viagra doses
Two Turtle chocolates
And a voice call in a pine tree!
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me
“Ten-four, good buddy!”
Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush
Eight pounds of catnip
Seven loaded shotguns
Six goosie greasers
FIVE HOLEY JEANS!
Four chicken dumplings
Three Viagra doses
Two Turtle chocolates
And a voice call in a pine tree!
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me
Eleven Inch Purple Electric Vibrator
“Ten-four, good buddy!”
Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush
Eight pounds of catnip
Seven loaded shotguns
Six goosie greasers
FIVE HOLEY JEANS!
Four chicken dumplings
Three Viagra doses
Two Turtle chocolates
And a voice call in a pine tree!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me
Twelve (hockey)wingers winging
Eleven Inch Purple Electric Vibrator
“Ten-four, good buddy!”
Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush
Eight pounds of catnip
Seven loaded shotguns
Six goosie greasers
FIVE HOLEY JEANS!
Four chicken dumplings
Three Viagra doses
Two Turtle chocolates
And a voice call in a pine tree!
Again! Again!
On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: a board game in a laptop…
I’m back-skipping.
On the thirteenth day of Xmas my true love gave to me… a music box hacked to 13/8 time, and all that other stuff.
On the second day of Christmas my truelove gave to me
Two impeachable offenses
and a board game in a laptop
Got an earworm, Beck?
~VOW
Yes. ~VOW, I do. The muppets version is on my playlist for some un-godly reason. :smack:
On the third day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:
3 short winks of a nap
2 impeachable offenses
And a board game in a laptop…
On the fourth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:
4 four letter words
3 short winks of a nap
2 impeachable offenses
And a board game in a laptop…
On the fifth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:
5 Gold Doritos!
4 four letter words
3 short winks of a nap
2 impeachable offenses
And a board game in a laptop…
On the sixth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:
6 Sextons Sexting
5 Gold Doritos!
4 four letter words
3 short winks of a nap
2 impeachable offenses
And a board game in a laptop…
On the seventh day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:
7 Siamese cats sleeping
6 Sextons Sexting
5 Gold Doritos!
4 four letter words
3 short winks of a nap
2 impeachable offenses
And a board game in a laptop…