On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two roasting chestnuts
And an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Fiiiiive Web Rings!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six threads about butts
Fiiiiive Web Rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiiive Web Rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
(yes, I know that’s sick and wrong, but I had to do it)
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight “what’s your favorite” threads
Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiive web rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
Nine double postings
Eight “what’s your favorite” threads
Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiive web rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
Nine double postings
Eight “what’s your favorite” threads
Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiive web rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
On the ninth day of Xmas
My true love gave to me
Nine threads without any pants on Eight “what’s your favorite” threads Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiive web rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
Ten stupid sig lines.
Nine double postings
Eight “what’s your favorite” threads
Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiive web rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
Hell is Other People.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven intimidated newbies
Ten threads without any pants on
Nine double postings
Eight “what’s your favorite” threads
Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiive web rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry… and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve books by Cecil
Eleven intimidated newbies
Ten threads without any pants on
Nine double postings
Eight “what’s your favorite” threads
Seven ladies douching
Six threads about butts
Fiiiive web rings!
Four pairs of asbestos underwear
Three trolling posters
Two words that end in -gry…
and an Opalkitty standing “bare”-ly!
sniff
I’m proud of youse guys and/or gals!
If this one ain’t a classic, my name ain’t Sly! Waitaminnit, it ain’t, is it?!
Someone else start the next round!
How the heck did I get in there?
:::looks down:::: I swear! I’m wearing jammies! One piece ones with teddy bears on em!
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