Yep, this thread will begin around midnight my time (MST, which is CST minus one, which is GMT minus seven) and, hopefully, will be continued into the New Millenium (about midnight my time tomorrow)! Kinda dumb, yeah, but this happenes once in a thousand years, people! We’ve gone from stupid Feudal serfs in mud hovels groveling under a warlord to intelligent post-industrial citizens in heated houses electing and badmouthing our Presidents in less than a thousand years! Archaeologists will find the original servers in a land the natives call Chi-Car-Go, fire up the thingies, and find these here threads dated from a thousand years past and gain valuable insight into how the intelligent spent their time! This is history! 
It’s 11:40pm here. 12/30/00
Can we jello wrestle or at least do something fun? Like discuss sexual fantasies or the like?
Kitty
Can we possibly expect that archeologists 1000 years in the future will be interested in jello wrestling or our primitive sexual fantasies? I’m sure in 1000 years, the human race will have conceived of types of wrestling and sexual fantasies that, when compared to ours, would be like Star Wars compared to Plan 9 from Outer Space.
It’s 2:50 a.m. EST as I type this, and thanks to the miracle of modern technology, I am stuffing my face with a chocolate orange that splits into actual little orange-like sections when you whack it on a table! What will they think of next!
I’m up way too late…
This thread is a huge free-for-all, post-padding, love-making, shameless-flirting mess of unrestrained gooeyness that will survive into the next millenium with its sheer force of insanity. As disturbing as R. Crumb, as sexually charged as an adolescent on viagra, as inane as the seventieth straight hour of The Smurfs, and as human as canker sores, this will be our heritage to the future.
Damn, I need sleep.
Ah yes, who could forget the times they lived in 1000 years ago?
Tyrannical leaders ruled over the lower class citizens. Many were in such poverty they couldn’t even afford to pay a doctor to look at their medical problems. The people were so angry, they would wage wars, conquer lands, kill innocent people in the name of their lord. The lands were divided and nations refused to trust each other on even the simplest of matters. Why trust your neighbor when you can just control them? The vast majority of the population, illiterate even as adults, were more than willing to believe anything the educated claimed to be the truth.
One can only sit back and marvel at the growth that a millenia has brought.
Do you think we’ll make it to the next one without bombing ourselves out of existence?
I’ve always envisioned a Star Trek-like peaceful existence for us in the year 3001, but what if some insane dictator gets his hands on some long-range nukes or some sort of new biological weapon? Will humans see these posts 1,000 years from now? Or will visiting space-faring aliens find a tape backup amongst a wasteland of fused rock and cockroaches?
5 hours to go here. It’s kinda flat after all the fuss last year. Australia celebrates 100 years of Federation tomorrow but you would hardly know it…
We’re really in the party spirit here though ::snort::. I think we have some really hot plans to put the kids to bed and go to sleep… Yee haaa!
Sounds like my New Year’s plans. My youngest Jr. Ranger is at his father’s, the daughter will be at an all night skate party, the SYL is out of town… just me and the evil cat.
I think I’ll drink myself silly.
Ok, so there’s me, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, and assorted female Dopers in this fantasy. Charlize is wearing a black latex outfit and Nicole has a strap on, um, strapped on…
So it’s currently 10:25 central time, 16:25 GMT.
As for my big party plans tonight? Going to Blockbuster, renting some movies, going to bed around 10 or 11 tonight. (I have to work tomorrow).
::strips down to the Regulation SD G-String and flops on the couch::
Fantasies, huh? Well, there is this one … 
Jell-O is a classic, like sex in the surf, which has to be thousands of millennia old.
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*Originally posted by lurkernomore *
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Sex in the surf is highly overrated. There are some places on the human body that sand just doesn’t belong. Ow!
Quickly approaching quarter-to-one PM CST here.
This has become a traveling jello pit at this point, I take it? 
Do you mean this thread or this forum, Dyno?
I think he wants to know if we’ve taken our show on the road.
What?!?!?!?
I just came in here to look around!
:: sniff…sniff ::
Is that…Jello?
:: looks down at jello covered self and smiles ruefully ::
Yeah, sorry about that. Strawberry.
Well, back to the jello pit to tickle Nocturne.
Glory! Will the jello pit o’ fun never stop!
Maybe you have a portable one, A_R?