On things that are dull, yes.
On the first one – nope.
Bricker has it. (“How to tell if she’s a witch”). 
[ul]
[li]“I’m far too skinny to be eaten.”[/li][li]“Oh, is it late November already?”[/li][li]“You know, vegetarians are really on to something.”[/li][li]“That damned Squanto ruined it for all of us.”[/li][li]“Maybe the President will pick me as the one he pardons this year!”[/li][/ul]
hair?
Things turkeys tell Martha Stewart?
I won’t blame you for not knowing this one, but it’s some valuable information:
“Shit won’t float uphill”
“Payday is Friday”
“The boss is an asshole”
yes
Things **Zeldar ** has to say several times a day
[ul]
[li]paddle[/li][li]breath[/li][li]face[/li][li]days[/li][/ul]
True, but not the answer.
dog
[ul]
[li]piano[/li][li]car[/li][li]house[/li][li]Florida[/li][/ul]
Things with keys.
[ul]
[li]Picnic table[/li][li]Picture frame[/li][li]Toothpick[/li][li]Disposable chopsticks[/li][/ul]
keys
[ul]
[li]a smoothie[/li][li]a tasty cobbler dessert[/li][li]sangria[/li][li]a melange, sometimes[/li][li](Giveaway clue? ;))Richard Simmons[/li][/ul]
fruit?
things made of wood (or, simply, witches ;))
wooden things
Yeah, I’ll give it to ya… (“Things that are fruity.”)
The “giveaway” cinched it for me. 
Charley
Race
Saw
Collar