Seven wonders of the world might have been enough when the World consisted of a couple of huts scattered around the Mediterranean and nobody knew what a continent was. Not any more.
I say we need seven wonders for each continent. (Well, I’m bundling Antarctica in with Polynesia and other insular places.) Seven each for Africa, Asia, Australasia, Europe, N America, S America and Oceania — but here’s the kicker. We’re not going to distinguish between natural and man-made. Seven per continent, that’s all you get, too bad, fuck you, just seven.
What’s a wonder? Well, it’d better be pretty damn impressive, first off. Second, it’d better be fairly iconic and unusual. Third, it’d better be something lasting that you can feel (unlike, say, “Halle Berry’s breasts”* or “the Internet” or “breaking the sound barrier”).
Here’s what I have so far:
Africa-Middle East: the Sphinx, Petra.
Asia: the Taj Mahal, the Great Wall of China.
Australasia: Ayers Rock, the Great Barrier Reef, Sydney Opera House.
Europe: Stonehenge, the Colosseum.
N America: the Grand Canyon, Monument Valley, Devil’s Tower, the Statue of Liberty.
S America: Angel Falls, Machu Picchu.
Oceania: the Marianas Trench, Easter Island.
*Well, I’m not allowed to.