Wait a second… I just had an idea!
:wally :wally :wally :wally :wally :wally
you’re all a bunch of :wally 's!
Now that’s just cruel! :eek:
pssst they don’t have to post when closing a thread, so posting anything at all is a terrible, terrible idea.
wait a minute…
Ha! Sucker!!
What are you going to do with the $500?
Ahhh! There’s a monster at the end of this thread! I’m so scared of monsters. So please, please, please don’t turn the post.
Excellent! This goes hand in hand with my game!
The first poster in this thread must pay me $500!
…
You know, if I’m the last person who posts in this thread, it might work out.
YOU TURNED THE POST!
Here, I lovable, fury, old Shagnasty and nailing these posts together so we never get to the end of this thread. So please, please, please don’t turn the post.
Best. Book. Eva.
Shagnasty, you do realize that…
…now you have to be the last poster for the sake of literary allusion, right?
Anyone want to place bets on which mod decides he needs 500 bucks and closes the thread?
Do you still not understand the game?
Here’s my prediction: A few minutes before midnight, December 31, the SDMB will “mysteriously” go down. When it comes back up a few minutes after midnight, we’ll discover that somehow nonpolar was briefly allowed back on the board and ended up being the last poster to this thread.
I do! I do!
Aw crap. :smack:
Don’t feel bad, I misread it at first, too. I was going to post and then e-mail a mod to lock the thread. Instant $500! But nope.