The Adam Strange Miniseries: Earth Doomed, No One Seems To Notice Or Care (spoilers)

So I pick up the first issue of “The Return of Adam Strange” at the comic shop today. Written by Andy Diggle, art by Pascal Ferry. Last time I saw Adam was a guest appearance in JLA maybe two years ago, and I’m curious to see what they’re going to do with the character. The first plot point is a biggie: Adam finally has a means to remain on Rann permanently, without the Zeta beam snapping him back to Earth. However, six months ago, just as he was planning to relocate, the Zeta beam stopped coming. Adam calls in some favors in the superhero community and gets Superman to fly over and investigate. Supes returns with the bad news: Rann’s primary star has unexpectedly gone supernova, and vaporized the entire planetary system.

The story goes on to quickly establish that in fact Rann may not have been destroyed after all, and that the supernova was merely a cover for the mysterious relocation of the planet to parts unknown. Fair enough; by the end of the issue Adam has acquired a jet pack and some laser pistols and heads out to kick some alien exoskeleton. But something about the storyline nagged at me, and finally I realized what it was: the planet Rann orbited the star system of Alpha Centauri, which is the closest star to our own solar system (4 light years or so if memory serves). I reviewed some information on the phenomenon of supernovas, and sure enough, were one to occur within this distance to Earth, it would be A Bad Thing. I deduce this from the assertion from one of my sources that such an occurrence “would immediately kill virtually all life on Earth.”

Now, I grant that this is comics, and a certain suspension of disbelief is probably called for in a medium that lets people push planets around. And I would further grant that even if we accept that Alpha Centauri could be somehow induced to supernova, the heroes of Earth would still have four years and change in which to do something about it. Still and all, this seems like a fairly large and conspicuous oversight, what with an apocalyptic death wave of hard radiation streaming toward Earth and all. Adam and Superman seem pretty choked up about the possibility of Rann’s destruction, but nobody seems to be too concerned about the fact that Earth is now sentenced to have its atmosphere ripped away and its oceans boiled before the next Summer Olympics rolls around. So my question is this: does this event tie into something else, some sort of crossover that happened six months ago in comics time in some other title, and which I somehow missed? Should I be looking for a trade paperback to clear this up?

'Course not. As the space-mobster said, ‘Dat Supernova was all faked-up.’

The big problem with the mini-series so far is that, while it features a guy in Adam Strange’s costume, Adam Strange isn’t actually in it. There’s apparently an Adam Strange imposter running around the D. C. Universe–see, Adam is a “brains not brawn” type character. Even Batman (and during the heights of the Grant Morrison “If he’s prepared…” period too!) defers to the real Adam’s tactical, strategic and deductive skills. The fake Adam acts like a not-very bright version of the Punisher. Easy way to tell the difference? The real Adam always thinks before acting and never says stuff like “I’ve tried being reasonable…it’s no damned good.” or running blindly into the path of an oncoming car, thinking the headlights are Zeta beams.

Also, Diggle seems to forget that Zeta beams move at the speed of light–so Sardath’s spiffy magic enhanced Zeta beam won’t get to Earth for 4 years. The Zeta-beams that Adam catches are always 4 years old (and it’s been a plot-point in past stories)–and Sardath beamed 'em every few days, so why didn’t Adam, when the enhanced Zeta-Beam. ALSO Diggle forgets that an Adam Strange who doesn’t have the time-limit to solve whatever crisis Rann is having and can just stay there indefinitly is a boring character…which is why Waid went through all that work to fix the formula. Yeah, Adam is a formula character like the Metal Men. But at least with the formula the character’s interesting. The basic fact is that every time the formula is broken, Adam goes into limbo for 10-15 years. This is why Adam (for all that he’s at least as smart as Batman) never thought to say “Hey, Green Lantern! Next time you go on a patrol, could you make a quickie detour and drop me off at Rann so I don’t have to go by Zeta Beam? That way, I can stay.” (it’s also the same reason Martian Manhunter (Earth 1) never asked for a lift home)

I’m assuming (assuming Diggle hasn’t totally faked me out–which is possible…I’ll conceed that he’s got my interest) that this story will go into the same “Earth-B” type trash-heap that the Zatanna learns that speaking backwards is a male-dominated oppression, so she’ll become a womyn who is independant of male power by instead casting spells with a big, hard staff with a knob on the end (and maybe become a lesbian) or the Metal Men series where it turns out that the Metal Men are really humans trapped in metal bodies…which makes Doc Magnus’s behavior and treatment of them even more appalling. Or the Metal Men story where it turned out that the Metal Men were actually made of plastic that looked like metal.

As bad as formula-characters are, formula-charaters with broken formulas are worse.

Anyway, back to your point, I don’t think the characters are concerned about the radiation from the Super-Nova because Diggle doesn’t get the science–he’s forgotten about the speed-of-light thing for the Zeta-Beams (which, as I’ve stated has been a cruical plot-point in earlier stories), I suspect he forgot about radiation waves from super-novae too.

Plus, and most important, he’s also forgotten that (IIRC) none of the three stars in the Centuri system can possibly go super-nova–they’re main sequence. They can’t go super-nova any more than the Sun can go super-nova–there’s not enough mass. And while I’ll forget science gaffes in the vast majority of comic books, Adam Strange is one of the few I won’t.

Fenris

Why doesn’t he get his brother Stephen to use magic to investigate what really happened?

I could never really get into Adam Warlo… Dr. Stra… ADAM STRANGE- as a character, because since I started reading DC in the late 1960s, he’s never really seemed to fit in with the rest of the DCU, despite valient efforts at retconning. He’s a throwback to the earliest worst pulp fiction heros.