The All-Time Best Doper Names

Woodstock Birdy Bird seemed kinda dumb the 1st time I saw it. Then I got the joke and had a good laugh.

I think my favourite was Typo Mna.

Quasimodem is a great name (and great guy to boot).

There was an obscure and weird one, Tony Barber’s Underwear. Tony Barber was an Australian quiz show host. Very cheesy, a bit like our Guy Smiley. I don’t know what was going through that poster’s head at the time, but it was funny.

Fireunderpantsboobs, but she changed it?!?

Do you mean Typo Knig?

I liked 7 Up Yours, rowrrbazzle, My Darn Snake Legs, I Love Me Vol. 1, bites when provoked, Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker, others I can’t think of now…

No. I’ve seen Typo Knig, but Typo Mna was first.

Candid Gamera

ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies is my all-time favorite. I can’t even tell you anything about the poster. But I just love the name.

I’ll second a fondness for names already mentioned like Left Hand of Dorkness, The Chao Goes Mu, You with the face, Tequila Mockingbird, and Exapno Mapcase.

I’ll add Why A Duck?, CrankyAsAnOldMan, Anita Vacation, and Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Another vote for ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies. I sometimes sing that phrase to myself. It rocks.

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There were a few posts from some one using the name Shut the fuck up Donnie

There was somebody who used . as his screen name. I thought it was clever but he was told he’d have to change it. It must have made vanity searchs difficult though.

Yeah, I couldn’t believe it either. That was a fantastic name.

Quasimodem, That Guy with Pants, CrankyAsAnOldMan.

I thought I was being original, but NOOOO.

Cheese Whia always makes me laugh, because I remember her saying she’d meant to be Cheese Whiz, but she was so excited when she was signing up she made a mistake. So I read it “Cheese Whee-Ha!”

Another vote for Left Hand of Dorkness

It always makes me smile.

Aw shucks…

OK. As promised, two cookies for everyone. Except RTF. You have to at least make something up about me if you don’t know anything else. No extra cookie for you!

I guess your ears are supposed to burn when people are talking about you, but I seem to pick up KQED in my right bottom molar when someone sings my username.

I’m rather partial to many already named, especially FlyingCowOfDoom, Left Hand of Dorkness, Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker (it could only possibly improve if either it is your drag king stage name or that you stole it from a drag king act, or that you are letting a drag king somewhere in the world use it as a stage name…but even if none of those apply, it is still a great name.) and iamthewalrus(:3=.

A couple of good ones not mentioned are Dewey Cheatem Undhow, Miss Creant and Patty O’Furniture. Sofa King was one it took me a while to get…

And I can’t believe I’m the first to mention Master Wang-Ka!

And while I agree that the name FireUnderpantsBoobs is to be missed, her replacement name of AwSnappity is pretty cool too!

ASAKMOTSD stands for “All-Seeing, All-Knowing Master of Time, Space, (and) Dimension”. It reminds me of the Steve Martin line that goes something like “I want to be the all-seeing, all-knowing master of time, space, and dimension. Then I want to go to Europe.” I don’t know if that bit is the direct inspiration for the screen name, though.

Wow, I didn’t know that most of those names were clever until I was forced to find the cleverness in them.

Bob Loblaw? what’s clever about that? Oh! Bla Blah Blah!

I did that about sven times in this thread.

Yeah, but it’s stolen from Arrested Development.

Thank you…I’m shocked…I never thought it was terribly clever