Everybody poos. Many people bring reading material with them when they poo. But what does your modern, high tech, uber-geek read when doing the post-digestive deed? You may have pondered this question yourself while preparing a poop and perusing your low tech New York Times, Time Magazine, or your weekly grocery store circular.
Well, after much study of the Alpha Geek in his natural habitat, I can provide the answer. The Alpha Geek brings his laptop into the john with him. What’s that you say? This is not uber geeky at all? Many young executives on the go (so to speak) are quite savvy to this particular form of multi-tasking? Well, I must add that this laptop has a wireless network card installed. The Alpha Geek can connect to the home network, surf the internet or even (Gasp!) post to the SDMB all while dropping the kids off at the pool.