I'm on the SDMB, and I'm on the throne!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Thanks to the wonders of wireless connectivity, I am now that much closer to heaven; I’m on the SDMB while sitting on the john. Ladies and gentlemen, the only way it could get better than this is if someone would bring me a cold beer. I have a computer, I have my pants down, and I’m takin’ it easy, except for the typing and the occasional push 'n grunt.

Why did I not see the opportunity before? Long have I had a laptop with WiFi, and long have I enjoyed taking a leisurely break to `drop the kids off at the pool,’ so to speak. Before I have enjoyed taking newspapers and books with me, but now, as we speak, I surf the swirling poop-vortex into the 21st century.

Has anyone else tried this? If you haven’t, but you have the technological means, I urge you to do so, for Nirvana has never been so close at hand to mere mortals. Join me!

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I have but one request: No webcam experiments, please.

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I’m adding this to my list of things I didn’t particularly need to know.

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Could you maybe turn on the fan? You’re starting to stink up the joint.

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I have done this, both with my laptop and my web-enabled cellphone.

So ashamed, but addicted.

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Well, shit!

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You have a different view of Nirvana than I for sure. How about a courtesy flush. :slight_smile:

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Shouldn’t there be a TMI warning in that title? :smiley:

That was the funniest OP I’ve read in a while. Thanks for the laugh (and, well, frankly, the idea).

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lieu?

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Proving the old computer adage garbage in garbage out.

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If RickJay is still on the throne, might I suggest some Ex-Lax? :smiley:

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No can do. If I did this, when in the name of all that is good would I read actual books? :wink:

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I am honestly jealous. And I’m a girl. :wink:

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Thank og there’s no such thing as smell-o-vision.

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What’s the matter, don’t you have a desk and a more comfortable chair? Or would you just rather smell your own feces?

Why people linger in the bathroom is a complete and utter mystery to me.

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I’m so jealous I’m considering taking a shit at my desk.

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But what if no-one notices?

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If lieu takes a shit at his desk and no one notices, does it really stink?

Let’s go ask his colleagues!

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Your Majesty, I humbly reque–

Oh, wait. Wrong throne. Still, it’d be interesting to see you on the twenty-dollar bill. :smiley:

Talk about taking a memory dump… clearing your cache… purging files… flushing your buffers…

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I’m with plnnr. What’s so great about the toilet? I like to finish up quickly (but not prematurely) and get on my merry way.

My little slice of Dope-surfing heaven involves me laying on my bed with my wifi-capable laptop and a cup of hot chocolate.