I'm on the SDMB, and I'm on the throne!

Re the OP: no cite! Please!

All my subjects are small and brown.

Eyyyyewwwwwww…

Better than really big/miniscule and not-brown, I suppose.

Now I have the Mr. Hanky song in my head…

Three words for ya:

Toilet plume. Keyboard.

I give a shit that you’re taking a shit while on the SDMB. Thankfully, I won’t give you any shit, nor get into your shit whilst on the throne.

Tripler
Just remember to wipe. :eek:

And don’t drop your computer in the John. That would be an embarassing trip to the repair guy.

:smiley:

:: is very amused by toilet humor ::

Another great Canadian first . . . I think . . . well, maybe . . . .

I take it you don’t have kids?