It’s pretty clear that there must have been something in the final clue requiring the monkey-Roadblock Racers to keep their mask and tail all the way to the Pit Stop. I wonder what it was? Although, I admit, I don’t think requiring Racers to wear monkey masks needs much justification beyond pure viewer entertainment, which is why I hope they have to wear them next leg, too.
Also: why the Hell did like 80% of the monkey-Roadblock Racers wear socks when trying to scramble across a smoothly polished log? Have they never walked across a hardwood floor? Have they never thought about walking across a hardwood floor? I suppose it wasn’t a major issue, but it still… Jeez, I’d take off my socks just so they wouldn’t get dirty.
Taxi Assessment:
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Eric and Lisa and Garrett and Jessica and Marcy and Ron - Gone until season’s end.
Zev and Justin (down from “Rapido!”) - I mentioned last week how this team has placing worse and worse each leg at the Pit Stop. I didn’t really expect that to continue in such a spectacular fashion, and when they came in first place, I thought I’d need to reassess the team as at least a darkhorse final three candidate. They ran an awfully good leg, save Zev’s three-minute panic attack at the Roadblock, and wisely held onto a knowledgable and friendy cabbie. All for naught, though, as they took their eyes off the all-important Passport. A lesson for us all, as we learn that the Scary Trouble some team has right before a commercial break won’t always be solved ten seconds after we’ve learned all there is to know about Burger King and Procor; sometimes the Scary Trouble hangs around pretty much forever. A Very Special episode of the Amazing Race, in fact, and one I hope viewers will learn from. Anyway: farewell, Zev & Justin; it’s a tough way to go, and I admit I liked you much more than I thought I would at the beginning of the season.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Lance and Keri (holding steady) - It’s interesting that this team, and no other, chose the selling task. My wife asked me which task I’d choose, and I said the scarf one. That relies a lot on luck, but what would the chances be of finding a) a Vietnamese family b) of four c) on a motorbike c) who don’t have helmets d) but want them e) and have an extra ten bucks f) that they are willing to spend on the spur of the moment? Apparently the chances were pretty good, as Lance & Keri at least didn’t hurt themselves choosing this task. I suspect $10 was probably an excellent price for the helmets, but that would be hard to factor into Detour decision-making if you didn’t have a feel for the country. But the choice seemed like it would up pretty much a wash, at least for Lance & Keri. However, despite the airport break they caught, they’re not doing a *lot *better than they were last week. I expect this team might hang on for a while, posibly even edging near the front of the pack. But they’re always skirting the edge of The Deep Pit of Stupid, and their next intra-team blowup will tip them back into it, so I’m leaving them on the bottom rung of the rankings.
Mika and Canaan (holding steady) - Astonishingly, Mika & Canaan have never placed higher than seventh. And by “astonishing,” I mean that it’s astonishing they’re still in the Race, not that it’s astonishing that two Rhodes Scholars could fare so poorly. Jackie O is Queen Elizabeth? How do you get that? I mean, sure, I suppose people in their twenties have no particular reason to remember someone who’s been dead for 15 years and out of the public spotlight for longer, but randomly picking some-famous-woman as a substitute isn’t enormously helpful. I suppose it’s a good thing Canaan (apparently) knows approximately when automobiles and photography were invented, else he’d have guessed Dolly Madison or Cleopatra. At least Mika & Canaan seem like nice people.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Maria and Tiffany (holding steady) - And here I thought poker was a game of skill. Apparently you’ve got to have luck, also, and Maria & Tiffany brought theirs in spades. After checking in as the last team twice in four legs, they’re still in the Race. They’re also tied with Mika & Canaan, of all people, for the worst average finish. However, I’m going to leave them here in “Stopping,” rather than dropping them down a notch, because I think Maria & Tiffany might be able to improve their erratic game to a consistantly higher level. Mika & Canaan, not so much.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Brian and Ericka (up from “Stopping”) - This team notches their first top-three finish. It’s courtesy of Zev & Justin, to be sure, but Brian & Ericka are still somewhat comfortably in the upper echelon, and for two weeks running. I’m suspicious of their ability to actually stay there, though, so let’s see how they perform next week.
Sam and Dan (holding steady) - A first place for Sam & Dan (well, first discounting Zev & Justin), which is actually their second appearance in the top two in four legs. However, that only puts them fourth, statistically, in Pit Stop finishes, and I still feel they’re underperforming their potential. They could, quite possibly, garner a final three berth, particularly if one of the teams rated more highly has a stumble, but they need to keep Racing at a little higher level.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Gary and Matt (holding steady) - Points for being one of the few teams to recognize Jackie O without having to ask someone in Cambodia to identify one of the most iconic figures in American history. Gary & Matt have shown they can Race pretty consistantly in the city as well as acing the farming and herding tasks back in the first week. Not a lock for the final three, but this team is loking pretty good, in particular because we *still *haven’t seen any evidence of the father-son yin-yang conflict that CBS seems to be pushing.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Meghan and Cheyne (holding steady) - Meghan & Cheyne drop to fifth this week, but I’m leaving them ranked here as one of the two teams most likely to make the final three. They still have the second-best average finish, and the scarf-chasing task certainly had a luck component to it that mixed things up a bit, so I don’t see this team as slipping, much. Still, I’d like to see a better performance next week.
Herbert and Nathaniel (holding steady) - Still the team to beat. They’ve been pretty successful in enlisting other people to help them out, and their easy, joking-teammate attitude keeps them more relaxed than most of the other teams.
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]