Oh my goodness, a non-non-elimination leg. To be continued, even. I guess the powers that be liked audience reaction to last season’s inadvertent non-NEL. Actually, I rather like it too. I was figuring a Meredith/Gretchen elimination or NEL-mugging, but surprise! Keep on going, instead.
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Ryan/Chuck and Megan/Heidi and Debbie/Bianca and Susan/Patrick and Ray/Deana and Brian/Greg - What are, “Teams we won’t see again until the finish line,” Alex?
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one this week.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Meredith/Gretchen (holding steady) - Ho-lee crap does this team get lucky. They were clearly far behind the rest of the teams – Lynn and Alex had already completed what looked to be a fairly time-consuming Detour when Meredith and Gretchen arrived, and it didn’t seem like it was that far to the not-Pit-Stop. Yet, not only is this not an elimination leg, it’s not even a non-elimination leg, so Meredith and Gretchen don’t even get penalized. Still, running two legs back to back without the Pit Stop in between has got to be grueling, especially on the older team. I hope that next week won’t be an hour of watching this team fall farther and farther behind… but then, maybe they’ll get lucky, like they have in nearly every other leg up until now.
"Hey, Homes!" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Ron/Kelly (downgraded from Passing Lane) - This team is still comfortably ahead of the pack, but it’s clearly because they’ve followed Rob and Amber over the course of the leg. They seem to have progressed fron indifference toward each other to barely restraining their loathing for their teammate. Not a good sign, really. I predict another bunching point early in the next episode; one that will pull Meredith and Gretchen up, and also force this team to scrabble again. Let’s see how they do when the chips are down.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Lynn/Alex (upgraded from “Hey, Homes!”) - A solid leg, I think. Not quite as clever as they think they are, given that Rob outwitted them with on the plane scheduling. Still, Lynn’s offhand comment notwithstanding, this team doesn’t look like it will succumb to fatigue in the long term, unlike a couple other lower-graded teams.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Rob/Amber (holding steady) - Actually, it wasn’t all that dumb for Ron and Kelly not to use the Yield, Rob. Save it for staving off last place, not for staving off second. But… good race, out front, first to mat, all that stuff. A bit of luck (although not as much as Kelly snotted) didn’t hurt either. You can hardly argue with success.
Uchenna/Joyce (holding steady) - Not such a good plan, letting Lynn and Alex book your flights. If this team makes that mistake again, I’ll be forced to downgrade them. However, this is another team that doesn’t look like they’ll succumb to fatigue, and they pulled off a hard-charging leg to land what looks like a third place not-finish.
Next week: The second half! Whoopee!
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]