Taxi Assessment:
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Natalie & Nadiya and [del]Bopper[/del] Mallory & Mark and Joey & Meghan and Margie & Luke and John & Jessica and Flight Time & Big Easy and Jet & Cord - (already eliminated)
Leo & Jamal (down from “Passing”) - Wow. Navigation, navigation, navigation. That was really the theme of this episode, with the scale of each team’s navigation troubles through the leg pretty much determining their final standing. (Interestingly, note that there was a time in this episode, after the soccer challenge, that the teams placement was Afghanimals - Brenchel - Singers - Dave & Connor; exactly the opposite of the final placement.) Unfortunately for Leo & Jamal, they had the worst of the navigation problems, and despite a golden opportunity to capitalize on Brendon & Rachel’s mistake, they were too far behind.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
No one
“Rapido! Por Favor?” - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Caroline & Jennifer (up from “Stopping”) - So now Caroline & Jennifer have a legitimate shot at actually winning the Amazing Race. They actually had a pretty good leg this week, with only a last-minute right turn preventing them from coming in first place. I still think they’re least likely to win it all, but all it takes is a lare enogh slip-up by the other teams.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Brendon & Rachel (up from “Rapido!”) - Jesus, Brendon, she said she had a size ten, which makes it just as much your fault as it is hers. Brendon & Rachel are darn lucky that Leo & Jamal got as lost as they did: reading the clue is just the beginning; you still need to act on it. Hopefully for Brendon & Rachel, they can put the boot incident behind them next week.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Dave & Connor (holding steady) - So somehow Connor has done seven Roadblocks so far, which I thought was not allowed, and I’m afraid I’m completely confused. Nonetheless, neither Phil nor anyone else said a word about it, so I guess it’s cool, and Dave & Connor swing into yet another first place finish. The two other strongest final-five teams have been picked off, so Dave & Connor are looking pretty good going into the final.