Okay. So we’re four episodes into TAR, and so far only a single watcher has had anything to say about it?
Have they completely forgotten what sort of tasks make for interesting viewing and exciting changes in rankings?
You need for there to be chances for couples to SHINE. Something in their lives should have given them a chance to do really well unexpectedly, like having an unusual skill at juggling or a native talent at memorizing chunks of a foreign language or actual ability at an athletic task.
Or, even better, you need things they can FAIL at. Are they afraid of snakes? Can they be spectacularly bad at something, like not doing basic arithmetic?
For example: drive a cart around a single lane track, with absolutely no chance for anyone to pass someone else. Just follow the well beaten track, go through the tunnel, collect an envelope, proceed to the end of the track. Zero chance for anyone to make a wrong turn, pick a better or worse path, have to hunt for an X where chance might make you lucky or unlucky in your searching, no danger, no athletic skill or driving ability involved, nothing. Might as well have been doing a ride at DIsney Land. Whatever order you got there was the order you ended, period.
Yes, it was a sort of spectacular scenery, but when all you do is watch ten couples go through exactly the same routine one after another… utterly boring after a couple or two.
Oh, then it was followed by the Dramatic Driver’s Seat – which was done completely without any of the other teams being even there to witness and react to what the team was choosing. That was fun.
Did they cast this year by looking for the least interesting couples that could possibly be? Pretty much everyone just gets along. Okay, a few moments of one of the girls passive aggressively complaining her partner won’t listen to her. That’s really the only intracouple friction I remember.
And tie a bunch of ornaments on a pole? Wander through a market to buy fruit and stack it up to a pattern? Outside of the one guy whose fruit tumbled when it was downloaded NOTHING seemed to be even slightly challenging about the tasks. Either the judges were way. way lenient compared to similar tasks on other races, or these guys are all masters of nitpicking details.
After years of devoted watching, I nearly turned the show off yesterday.