“The Americans” - season four, episode one
SCENE ONE - FUNERAL HOME IN D.C.
Phillip and Elizabeth, both dressed in black, enter a funeral home to pay respects for the recently deceased Pastor Tim.
Phillip (to Pastor Tim’s widow): “We are so very sorry for your loss! How terrible it was that the good Pastor got shot in the back in the head by a mugger who jumped him in his own backyard!”
Pastor Tim’s widow: “Yes, not even our own backyards are safe from crime and violence any more.”
Elizabeth: “Well that’s life among the exploited masses in the capitalistic machine that is this bourgeoisie socie…” (she’s interrupted by a sharp, discrete jab in the stomach by Phillip.)
Phillip: “Err, Paige sends her regrets. She really wanted to be here, but…you know, she couldn’t miss her first week at her new boarding school.”
Pastor Tim’s widow: “It’s funny. Paige was at the youth ministry every night, but she never mentioned she planned to go away to school overseas.”
Elizabeth and Phillip smile weakly.
SCENE TWO - SIBERIAN GULAG PRISON
Nina, having failed in her mission at the science research station, has been sent back to her old cell. She’s idly watching cockroaches crawl around on the wall when there is a loud CLANK of the door unlocking.
The door swings open. Paige is thrust into the room, and the door swings shut with a definitive CLANG!!!
Nina: “Yeah, it’s a fair crop, kid.”
SCENE THREE - FBI HQ
Gaad: “Stan, where is Martha?? She hasn’t shown up for work for ages!”
Stan: “I miss my wife…Nobody loves me, not even the Mail Robot…”
Gaad: (Groans in exasperation)
