The Apocalypse is here, and I really, really mean it this time, Part 2

I can’t even spell it out.

Yup, that’s it.

This also means the Boston Red Sox will win the World Series this year.

Well, somebody needs to be punished for playing with Daddy’s video camera.

Rated PG for “brief language”? I guess the rest of the film, they communicate telepathically.

Actually, there are several extended conversations about underwear.

I like how the plot summary helpfully specified that the part of Kelly was played by Kelly, and Justin by Justin.

[HESTON]you did it… you finally really did it

YOU MANIACS… YOU FINALLY FILMED IT

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

DAMN YOU FOX!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL [/HESTON]

I can’t wait for the sequel, From Clay to Rube.

Frankly, there just isn’t enough interracial manlove in the movies these days to suit my tastes . . . :smiley:

You know what’s just as horrifying as the movie? The discussion boards. Reading through THAT reminded me exactly why I hang out here.

Did the movie just get released or did it just go to video or something? Because I’ve been hearing about it for awhile. I thought it had already came and gone at the theatre actually.

Frankly I’m just as scared, or maybe even moreso, by SK8TER BOI.

[Assumes commanding, Bill Pullman/Harrison Ford demeanor]
"We survived Cool as Ice. We’ll survive this.

And Glitter, don’t forget Glitter . . .

From Justin To Kelly heralds the continuation of the Annoyalypse.

The Annoyalypse: It’s not the end of the world, it just hurts. A lot.

I’d watch that movie if it was called “From Justin to Kelly,. We kill them all!

If making a stupid movie starring two famous people of dubious talent was a sign of the end of the world, it’d have ended looooong ago.

I actually assumed American Idol was the original sign of the end of the world. Well, since my wife made me watch a couple episdoes it really was at least a stagnation of my own personal world.

Word of advice to men who’s wives make them watch things they don’t want to. Make intelligent, sarcastic comments about it until she let’s you leave and go watch Baywatch.

If I asked who Justin and Kelly are, would I regret it? (I take it they’re some sort of synthetic celebrities … )

Pretty much. They’re the winner and runner-up of the first American Idol, which in turn is a glorified talent contest.

Hopefully, this will torpedo their “careers” before they even really take off.

The Horror, the horror.

From the writer of SpiceWorld the Movie and the S Club 7 movie (and much of the TV show). Genius, I say, genius!

Come on now, give it a chance. I’m sure it’ll be a masterpiece on the level of A Night At The Roxbury or It’s Pat!. Nay, perhaps even Jerky Boys: The Movie!