Checks agenda
Sorry, I have to clean the aquarium that day.
See? That is exactly the kinf of attitude that is delaying the apocalypse. We need sacrifices here people. Ale Can’t you clean your aquarium a day earlier?
Nooooo… pleeeeease not that day, that’s my son’s birthday… then again it’ll save on having to buy a present… :dubious:
Ay ay ay ay ay! Fine wendyrules How does the second of april work for everyone?
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for an apocalypse today.
It’s a mister “Death” he’s here about the apocalypse! I don’t think we need any.
Chavardz can we make it for some time in June? On a Saturday perhaps? See, by then the weather will be warm where I live and I can be lying in the pool on my big floaty chair with beer in hand to watch the apocalypse happen. Any date would be ok, as long as it’s not raining. If it happens to rain, I’d want a rain check.
I say we all view the apocalypse at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe. I hear they have drink specials.
Actually, DC, the Stars are Left. Sorry 'bout that …
Oh, please, not now. Cuz from here on out we’ll have to celebrate two Christmases in the same week!
Humbug, y’all.
Won’t someone please think of the Red Sox?! I mean, jeez Louise, couldn’t the Apocalypse wait until they both get their chances?
What’s all this talk of rescheduling the apocalypse. Doomsday doesn’t answer to your timetables people. The horsemen are already saddling up, and literally billions of gallons of blood are being pumped into the oceans as we speak. If you’re gonna kvetch about this thing, you’ll ruin the experience for everyone else. We only get one apocalypse.
P.S. There was talk of waiting for the Sox to make it to the promised land, but given the life expectancy of the universe at large it was deemed inexpedient. We’re not the only plantet on the chopping block and there just isn’t time to get every little thing right.
Chthulu is gay? Ooooo, wait till Yog’sothoth (sp) hears about this! It’ll be a scream!
I give up on you folks. I’m cancelling the apocalypse right now.
Enki SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He’s not ready yet!!!
That’s what she said! 
Yeah, and after I did she just fell asleep.