The Apprentice -- 5/1/06

The teams are involved in opening hair salons, and the winner hangs out with Burt Bacharach.

Need I say more? Yep, and I shall begin doing so about 9:00 tonight!

Okay, let’s start out surreal and see where we can go from here. “Charmaine, come look at my hair.” Yikes.

Charmaine is being a dumbass for focusing on shelving the products at this point. But, Lee is a sexist little twerp who needs his ass kicked.

How is he sexist? Did I miss something? I think he just has a low tolerance for morons.

“Three guys being ordered around by one lady?” What does her gender or their gender have to do with anything?

That was kind of a funny edit when they said Charmaine was probably getting her hair done and then they cut to Charmaine…getting her hair done.

Are they just being jerks or are they actively trying to sabotage her?

Can anyone remember a more bizarre reward ever?

I think they were doing what she told them to do. Even if they were trying to sabotage her (how exactly?) she’s such a bitch I think it’s justified.

That’s not a reward.

The rewards have really sucked this season.

Oh god, these idiots aren’t trying to write a song, are they?

Does anyone think Charmaine does NOT deserve to go?

Charmaine should definitely be fired. She was awful.

Goodbye, Charmaine. You should have seen that coming.

Wow. Didn’t see that coming but it’s not really surprising.

Yay, and Tarek too. I really hate him.

Best. Cab ride. Ever.

what, no catfight in the cab? What a disappointment!

Lee is twisted.