Attracting ants
Bedbug infestation
Chicken pox
Dead car battery
Eating too much
Flat tire
Germs. GERMS!
Hoover vacuum cleaner
Itches that can’t be scratched
Jerks who don’t acknowledge your kindness with a wave when you let them go ahead of you in traffic, as if it’s their $%^&! right to cut in or something
Krusty’s Komedy Klassic
Leeches
Migraines
Nosebleeds
Old Age
Pandemics
Quarantine
Road rash
Spoiled brats running wild in restaurants
Television
Underpants bunching up on you.
Attracting ants
Bedbug infestation
Chicken pox
Dead car battery
Eating too much
Flat tire
Germs. GERMS!
Hoover vacuum cleaner
Itches that can’t be scratched
Jerks who don’t acknowledge your kindness with a wave when you let them go ahead of you in traffic, as if it’s their $%^&! right to cut in or something
Krusty’s Komedy Klassic
Leeches
Migraines
Nosebleeds
Old Age
Pandemics
Quarantine
Road rash
Spoiled brats running wild in restaurants
Television
Underpants bunching up on you.
Vampires
Attracting ants
Bedbug infestation
Chicken pox
Dead car battery
Eating too much
Flat tire
Germs. GERMS!
Hoover vacuum cleaner
Itches that can’t be scratched
Jerks who don’t acknowledge your kindness with a wave when you let them go ahead of you in traffic, as if it’s their $%^&! right to cut in or something
Krusty’s Komedy Klassic
Leeches
Migraines
Nosebleeds
Old Age
Pandemics
Quarantine
Road rash
Spoiled brats running wild in restaurants
Television
Underpants bunching up on you.
Vampires
Water leaks in the house
Attracting ants
Bedbug infestation
Chicken pox
Dead car battery
Eating too much
Flat tire
Germs. GERMS!
Hoover vacuum cleaner
Itches that can’t be scratched
Jerks who don’t acknowledge your kindness with a wave when you let them go ahead of you in traffic, as if it’s their $%^&! right to cut in or something
Krusty’s Komedy Klassic
Leeches
Migraines
Nosebleeds
Old Age
Pandemics
Quarantine
Road rash
Spoiled brats running wild in restaurants
Television
Underpants bunching up on you.
Vampires
Water leaks in the house
X-rays all night long
Attracting ants
Bedbug infestation
Chicken pox
Dead car battery
Eating too much
Flat tire
Germs. GERMS!
Hoover vacuum cleaner
Itches that can’t be scratched
Jerks who don’t acknowledge your kindness with a wave when you let them go ahead of you in traffic, as if it’s their $%^&! right to cut in or something
Krusty’s Komedy Klassic
Leeches
Migraines
Nosebleeds
Old Age
Pandemics
Quarantine
Road rash
Spoiled brats running wild in restaurants
Television
Underpants bunching up on you.
Vampires
Water leaks in the house
X-rays all night long
Yellow smog
Attracting ants
Bedbug infestation
Chicken pox
Dead car battery
Eating too much
Flat tire
Germs. GERMS!
Hoover vacuum cleaner
Itches that can’t be scratched
Jerks who don’t acknowledge your kindness with a wave when you let them go ahead of you in traffic, as if it’s their $%^&! right to cut in or something
Krusty’s Komedy Klassic
Leeches
Migraines
Nosebleeds
Old Age
Pandemics
Quarantine
Road rash
Spoiled brats running wild in restaurants
Television
Underpants bunching up on you.
Vampires
Water leaks in the house
X-rays all night long
Yellow smog
Zits
Next up:
Bad excuses
Ants besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Highjackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Highjackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Highjackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Highjackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Highjackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Highjackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them