Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Took dog to the vet because he was choking on my homework
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Took dog to the vet because he was choking on my homework
Ulrich, this Death Metal guy I used to know from Stuttgart (long story), was in town, had been through some hard times recently and needed a shoulder to cry on
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Took dog to the vet because he was choking on my homework
Ulrich, this Death Metal guy I used to know from Stuttgart (long story), was in town, had been through some hard times recently and needed a shoulder to cry on
Viktor “the Executioner” Rachenko confronted me at the door with a machete. It took me nearly a half hour to defeat him.
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Took dog to the vet because he was choking on my homework
Ulrich, this Death Metal guy I used to know from Stuttgart (long story), was in town, had been through some hard times recently and needed a shoulder to cry on
Viktor “the Executioner” Rachenko confronted me at the door with a machete. It took me nearly a half hour to defeat him.
Waxworks came to life and stole my lunch
[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:6390, topic:846920, full:true”] Bad excuses
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Took dog to the vet because he was choking on my homework
Ulrich, this Death Metal guy I used to know from Stuttgart (long story), was in town, had been through some hard times recently and needed a shoulder to cry on
Viktor “the Executioner” Rachenko confronted me at the door with a machete. It took me nearly a half hour to defeat him.
Waxworks came to life and stole my lunch
X-Ray vision was on the fritz, could only see infrared
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Took dog to the vet because he was choking on my homework
Ulrich, this Death Metal guy I used to know from Stuttgart (long story), was in town, had been through some hard times recently and needed a shoulder to cry on
Viktor “the Executioner” Rachenko confronted me at the door with a machete. It took me nearly a half hour to defeat him.
Waxworks came to life and stole my lunch
X-Ray vision was on the fritz, could only see infrared
Yogurt machine broke
Ants were besieging my house and I couldn’t get out in time for the meeting
Broken axiovater on my imrod, and I couldn’t get out of the driveway
Cat insisted on having me read The Lord of the Rings to it
Dog ate my homework
Elmer the Invisible Stoat convinced me it would be better not to go forward with it
Fingers got stuck in a bowling ball - on my way to the ER
Golfing during a lightning storm and had really bad cell reception
Hijackers armed with plastic wiffleball bats forced the pilot to land in Andorra instead of Chicago
Iceberg on the highway caused a major pileup
Jumped over a shark when getting off the train, sprained my toe
Klan meeting
Llama won’t stop barfing
Mealworms attacked and blocked my access to the door
Navy asked me to break a Russian code for them without delay
Old people broke into my house and demanded I feed them
Parents needed eight boils lanced apiece
Quokkas were shedding
Rivets were getting loose, so I had to tighten them back up
Starship from Alpha Proxima-3 beamed me up and gave me a nasty anal probe
Took dog to the vet because he was choking on my homework
Ulrich, this Death Metal guy I used to know from Stuttgart (long story), was in town, had been through some hard times recently and needed a shoulder to cry on
Viktor “the Executioner” Rachenko confronted me at the door with a machete. It took me nearly a half hour to defeat him.
Waxworks came to life and stole my lunch
X-Ray vision was on the fritz, could only see infrared
Yogurt machine broke
Zombie seige
All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes