The Atoz Game (Part 1)

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands
Tangerines spiked with arsenic

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands
Tangerines spiked with arsenic
Ugly sweater with matching ugly socks

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands
Tangerines spiked with arsenic
Ugly sweater with matching ugly socks
VERY ugly sweater and socks with Bobbette’s Bean Barn logo on them

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands
Tangerines spiked with arsenic
Ugly sweater with matching ugly socks
VERY ugly sweater and socks with Bobbette’s Bean Barn logo on them
Walkman from 1983 with no headphones and very corroded batteries still in it

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands
Tangerines spiked with arsenic
Ugly sweater with matching ugly socks
VERY ugly sweater and socks with Bobbette’s Bean Barn logo on them
Walkman from 1983 with no headphones and very corroded batteries still in it
X-ray glasses. Damn things never work.

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands
Tangerines spiked with arsenic
Ugly sweater with matching ugly socks
VERY ugly sweater and socks with Bobbette’s Bean Barn logo on them
Walkman from 1983 with no headphones and very corroded batteries still in it
X-ray glasses. Damn things never work.
Yeti cooler that was full of brie cheese which went bad, and it’s never smelled quite right since

Bad birthday presents

All-you-can-eat meal coupon for Bobbette’s Bean Barn
Bobbette’s Bean Barn Buffet Barf Bucket
Chocolate covered crickets
Dirty socks
Egg salad sculptures
‘Fat Free Forever’ diet book for SO
Golf shoes for a legless octogenarian
Half-off coupons which have expired
Icicle recipes
Jerky, windshield wiper fluid, M&M’s, cheap sunglasses and scratch off lottery tickets - last minute afterthought shopping gift basket
Koala dung
Last year’s birthday present, re-wrapped
Month-old donuts
Necrotic tissue
Opened box of snack crackers
Pleasure droid stuck in “Kill all humans” mode
Quinoa cookbook for a staunch carnivore
Rustic getaway-for-two in charming North Korea labor camp
Swastika armbands
Tangerines spiked with arsenic
Ugly sweater with matching ugly socks
VERY ugly sweater and socks with Bobbette’s Bean Barn logo on them
Walkman from 1983 with no headphones and very corroded batteries still in it
X-ray glasses. Damn things never work.
Yeti cooler that was full of brie cheese which went bad, and it’s never smelled quite right since
Zero dollars and 42 cents check

WARFARE!

Amphibious assault

WARFARE!

Amphibious assault
Bazooka

WARFARE!

Amphibious assault
Bazooka
Camouflage

WARFARE!

Amphibious assault
Bazooka
Camouflage
Drop zone