Whether due to lack of money or interest, I’ll never experience this.
Attend a Super Bowl.
Blackmail a politician
Climbing Mt. Everest
Doing the Tide pod challenge
Eat at Sublimotion in Ibiza, Spain
Fly an airplane
Gun down a mime. (Can’t afford the gun)
Hoard thousands of copies of Tommy Wiseau’s cinematic masterpiece “The Room”
Incite an insurrection of the U.S. government
Jump across the Grand Canyon
Kill a deer
Lighting a candle from an erupting volcano
Making candles from collected ear wax
Nominated for President (of anything)
Overthrow a head of state
Purchase a My Pillow
Queue up to a Trump rally
Read Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon all the way through
Squander all my rupees on surplus 486 pc’s with Win 3.1 OS
Take a vacation trip to Wolf 359
Understand calculus
Vegas Baby! Venture my savings at the Venetian casino in Las Vegas.
Wind up every clock in Lansing, Michigan
X-Ray an Aardvark’s hip
Yeet from the top of Mount Everest
Whether due to lack of money or interest, I’ll never experience this.
Attend a Super Bowl.
Blackmail a politician
Climbing Mt. Everest
Doing the Tide pod challenge
Eat at Sublimotion in Ibiza, Spain
Fly an airplane
Gun down a mime. (Can’t afford the gun)
Hoard thousands of copies of Tommy Wiseau’s cinematic masterpiece “The Room”
Incite an insurrection of the U.S. government
Jump across the Grand Canyon
Kill a deer
Lighting a candle from an erupting volcano
Making candles from collected ear wax
Nominated for President (of anything)
Overthrow a head of state
Purchase a My Pillow
Queue up to a Trump rally
Read Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon all the way through
Squander all my rupees on surplus 486 pc’s with Win 3.1 OS
Take a vacation trip to Wolf 359
Understand calculus
Vegas Baby! Venture my savings at the Venetian casino in Las Vegas.
Wind up every clock in Lansing, Michigan
X-Ray an Aardvark’s hip
Yeet from the top of Mount Everest
Zipline into the Grand Canyon
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangum style…does NOT suit me.
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangum style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!