Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Tore up that Honus Wagner baseball card
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Tore up that Honus Wagner baseball card
Underestimated what an M-80 could do to a mailbox.
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Tore up that Honus Wagner baseball card
Underestimated what an M-80 could do to a mailbox.
Vexed a mob hitman
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Tore up that Honus Wagner baseball card
Underestimated what an M-80 could do to a mailbox.
Vexed a mob hitman
Walked barefoot from Key West to Nome
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Tore up that Honus Wagner baseball card
Underestimated what an M-80 could do to a mailbox.
Vexed a mob hitman
Walked barefoot from Key West to Nome
X-rayed my feet too many times at the shoe store
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Tore up that Honus Wagner baseball card
Underestimated what an M-80 could do to a mailbox.
Vexed a mob hitman
Walked barefoot from Key West to Nome
X-rayed my feet too many times at the shoe store
Yanked really hard on that Bengal tiger’s tail
Attempted to pass that slow-ass car on the freeway…which was a cop.
Buddy killed himself
Chocolate-pecan ice cream was on the menu, but I picked vanilla!
Didn’t divorce him sooner!
Ended college education too soon
Failed to win lottery
Gangnam style…does NOT suit me.
Hit the Sauce hard
Idiots all around me
Just missed yet another deadline
Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
Lost both parents by age 18
Met the bad influence my mother warned me about
Never learned how to swim
Offered to help a ‘friend’ out of a jam. Leech.
Peed on an electric fence
Quarreled with a friend over something trivial and never made up
Revisiting “the one that got away.” Big mistake!
Stole a road sign
Tore up that Honus Wagner baseball card
Underestimated what an M-80 could do to a mailbox.
Vexed a mob hitman
Walked barefoot from Key West to Nome
X-rayed my feet too many times at the shoe store
Yanked really hard on that Bengal tiger’s tail
Zigged when I should have zagged
Adriatic Sea
Baltic Sea
Coral Sea
Dead Sea
Erie, Lake
Firth of Clyde
Gulf of Mexico
Harold Lake
Ilopango, Lake
Jordan River
Korea Strait
Lake Lemon
Matagorda Bay