I imagine I am the last person in the western hemisphere (at least) who hadn’t seen “Avengers: Infinity War” before this weekend, but just in case…SPOILERS AHEAD.
Anyway, after 6 years of buildup since the first Avengers movie, we finally got to see Earth’s Mightiest Heroes take on the mighty Grimace himself…Thanos. The fight scenes were the usual impressive visuals and the odd pairings of heroes were fun (Iron-Man, Dr. Strange, Spider-Man / Thor, the Guardians of the Galaxy, etc.). Thanos was visually impressive, but as for his grand ambition…what the Hell???
So, the comic book Thanos was in literally in love with the Spectre of Death. His motivations were driven by a desire to woo Death and court “her” favor, and what better way to do that than to sacrifice half the sentient beings in the universe to her as a show of devotion? It’s a motivation that probably could only work in a superhero comic book, but at least it’s an understandable goal: he wants to impress his love interest with a bombastically over-the-top demonstration.
The MCU version of Thanos doesn’t have a “Death” that he worships/loves to make a sacrifice to; instead, we’re presented a “relatable” villain. He doesn’t see himself as a bad guy, rather he imagines that HE’s the good guy of this story, the guy not afraid to make the tough call that will ultimately be for the greater good (even if uncountable trillions of people all over the universe die). OK, that I can get onboard with, Thanos believing what he’s doing really is for the greater good. But from that point, it all goes off the rails…
First off, he’s surrounded by a team of minions who look great in a comic book way, but just reek of being eeeeeeevil bad guys. If you really think your the good guy, but your lackeys are bragging to everyone they comes across about how the slow painful deaths they will all receive in your name…you ought to re-think how your image is being presented to the rest of the universe.
But then, there’s the plan itself. He assembles all the infinity stones, snaps his fingers, and BAM! Half the universe just crumbles away to dust. Ummmmm…why?? There’s a brief line or two throughout two-and-a-half hour run time about the universe being finite and that there are too many life forms, but where’s your evidence for that, oh purple one? Your home planet was over-populated and it’s eco-system collapsed? That’s too bad, but why does it then follow that THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE is in danger of being over-populated?
Thanos also keeps talking about restoring harmony and balance to the universe, but what leads him to believe it was out of balance or harmony to begin with? Again, he only cites his home planet Titan as an example, but the universe is a whole hell of a lot larger than one single planet. What type of balance is he hoping to restore? Even worse, in the post-credits teaser scene, we are shown a brief glimpse of NYC after half the universe gets “anti-raptured”, and chaos begins to spread. Imagine that type of chaos happening on a cosmic, universal scale. That hardly seems to suggest a new state of harmony throughout the universe. If anything, chaos will engulf every inhabited planet everywhere. So, that alone is a direct contradiction of what he hoped to achieve.
And here’s what I hoped someone could have asked during one of those pitched battles: “Gee, Mr. Thanos, you do after all have a glove that allows you to reshape the fabric of reality. If you are so concerned about the universe being over-crowded, perhaps you could use that glove of yours to make the universe larger???” The entire team of Avengers and the Guardians to boot are forever pausing in the heat of battle to exhange snarky quips, but nobody could answer that very basic question?
But, of course, if he settled for doing that, then he would be a supervillain for our heroes to team up against. So, if Thanos MUST do something incredibly evil for the film to work, why settle for just half the universe? It seems kind of arbitrary, just kill half of all people. Why not wipe out everybody in creation except a chosen few and re-start it all over again?
Any way I look at it, this grand aim doesn’t make sense. Kill half the population of the entire universe, but the half that’s left will simply breed and re-populate, eventually swelling the population of the universe back up to its original size. So why bother? Why not just recreate the universe from scratch and control the rate of population escalation throughout all time and space?