The Bachelor

It was nice to see Courtney not just embracing the one-dimensional villain type character for once. I did think that all of the girls, Courtney included, made way too big of a deal about her going topless underneath the beads but I was not really surprised by any of this. I have always been impressed at her ability to gain ample one-on-one time with Ben during the multi-girl dates. The other girls should really have stepped it up a bit.

Kacie S. being in love with someone else actually explains her lack of engaging conversation on the show a lot better.

I wish Emily was more secure. She was kind of a wreck before the two-on-one but when she raps (really well by the way) she always seems like a good time. I want more rapping Emily.

One more episode before Hometown Dates!

Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. The stripping-and-swimming while Ben was with whoever-it-was-who-got-outgunned-by-Courtney… and then the “I’ll be in my room” thing, which tipped over into weird/sad/very, very creepy.

Her musing while pining away all by her lonesome was just about the first time she actually showed a human side, some human frailty, some introspection…as opposed to the Disney Villain she’d been up to that point. I still thinks she’s despicable, though.

I completely forgot about Jamie but only because I am trying very hard to forget that absurdly uncomfortable scene. It was just so sad. After all this time she spent not really doing much she just went for it in the most awkward way possible. I will be thrilled if I never have to watch that again any time soon.

I’m very saddened by all these lovely young women who have such a determination to get married, like its going to solve everything to find someone willing to go through that process. I didn’t need to reach my advanced half-century plus to see how many marriages go right down the shitter, whether they actually go to divorce or not. While many couples are thoroughly satisfied and happy without it.

Ladies, ladies… it’s the relationship itself, not the form it takes or the rituals employed. Yeah, I know: “But if he wont’ marry me he must not love me that much/if he wil he does” Sorry, not true. People marry people that they don’t love all that much all the time. ALL THE TIME. Stop hanging your emotional stability and happiness on whether a man is willing to put a ring on it. Seriously.

Is this Courtney girl a producer creation or what?

I wouldn’t be upset if I was that blonde girl, because Ben proved himself to be dumb as a rock. Nice guy, but a really bad BS detector. Not sure why you would want to marry somebody who would fall for something as obvious as Courtney.

Clearly Little Ben is doing all the thinking here.

Oh well, he lost my last bit of sympathy when he appeared in a tank top last night.

I liked Emily a lot, but yeah, she’s so much better off with someone significantly less stupid.

ETA: Seriously, re: Courtney, “I can see myself spending my life with this woman”? rolleyes

I’ve liked Ben since his first appearance on the Bachelorette, but jeez louise…not making good choices. Bummed about Emily.

Courtney was lamenting how no one takes an interest in her or gets to know her – as far as I can tell, she has absolutely no defining characteristics other than Self-Serving and Snark.

(but to be fair…I was stunned by her reaction to the tarantula. Did not see that coming.)

Yes, Nicki’s tits are glorious. Unfortunately her glottal fry pulls me right out of my reverie. I would end up clawing out my eardrums to escape the exquisite aural agony she is capable of perpetrating. Also sharp knees.

It’s Courtney’s to lose, because astonishingly she’s the only one who can outmaneuver L.L. Ben in la bataille de l’amour. She keeps him insecure about her feelings for him while projecting vulnerability, all the while obsessively touching her hair and bulbaceous face.

Root rooting quixotically for Kacie. Straight up bang-tidy bootylicious bone boiler. Strange though – I was seeing some two-face phenomena occurring with her last episode. She panicked and went with the nuclear option to successfully get her rose this week: “Why? Because I’m in love with you!” “Hurrr. Durrr.” replied L.L. Ben.

The best Courtney video evah!

She may actually be fun when the other girls are not involved. The tarantula scene gave her a few more points in my book. Still, if you need to or enjoy being around people you should not date someone who does not play well with others.

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Yes, Nicki’s tits are glorious. Unfortunately her glottal fry pulls me right out of my reverie. I would end up clawing out my eardrums to escape the exquisite aural agony she is capable of perpetrating. Also sharp knees.
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She really does have glorious tits. I was a little surprised that she was able to pass Emily up for hometown dates. Before the end of the episode last week, I assumed that Emily was definitely favored over Nicki.

The hometown dates this week were entertaining. Lindzi really won my vote after seeing her and Ben interact with her parents. It just seemed like everyone was very genuine and fun. Ben and Lindzi seem to have laid back fun no matter where they are.

Nicki’s hometown date seemed like an all around good time. The moment with her dad where they discussed her divorce was really sweet. Everyone also seemed to have a great time with Ben. I still do not see her winning out but she has come a long way.

Courtney officially sucks around everyone that is not Ben or her family. She was more than tolerable this week and the faux-wedding was cute but a bit intense.

As for Kacie B…wow what a train wreck that was. The entire interaction with Ben and her parents was just downright uncomfortable. He looked like he wanted to find the escape hatch as soon as he sat down. My roommate and I knew she was gone as soon as we saw his reaction to the mom and dad conversations.

Mom & Dad will not be pleased when they see Kacie dropping F-bombs in the limo. :slight_smile:

Agreed that, away from the girls, Courtney is slightly more tolerable. Although she developed (or I just noticed) a little tic that started to drive me crazy: STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR! She couldn’t go 10 seconds without touching her hair.

I caught up with this season on PrimeTime On Demand and ABC.com, though bailed on the Belize episode because it kept cutting out.

My thoughts:

I think that Kacie is a beautiful woman, but I’m not sure she has anything of real interest to talk about. I mean, other than being pretty and supportive, would she bring anything else to the table? Sadly, she had one of the most pathetic limo ride send-offs I’ve ever seen. She went from being dignified, which I really appreciated, to a childish tantrum in the space of twenty minutes. Too bad. Though, honestly, a winemaker and the daughter of a teetotaler? Seriously? It’s obvious that she’ll marry a hometown boy, have a few kids, and make her life as a stay-at-home mom.

Lindzi is beautiful (except for the white eyeshadow on her eyelids, which I can’t stand), adorable, and seems down to earth. Of all the women, she seems to have the “independent” and “knows who she is” qualities that Ben claims to want. Her parents seemed normal. So obviously he won’t pick her! Though I will say that I didn’t see much chemistry between them. (I actually thought he had the most chemistry with Emily.)

Of the 3 left, I think he has the most chemistry with Nikki, who seems to be a total dark horse. And her family seemed nice. (Looks-wise I think she fits Ben best – pretty but approachable. I think that both Lindzi and Courtney are out of Ben’s league in the looks department. He’s not all that handsome, IMO, and has a dorky quality about him.) But I don’t feel that I know Nikki very well at all. So either she’s boring as hell or the producers haven’t given her much airtime.

Courtney is obviously a producer’s plant to stir up drama. I doubt she could come up with those ridiculously inflammatory lines on her own, nor do I think for one second that she was creative enough to come up with the psycho pretend wedding on her own. Ben looked really uncomfortable during that whole scene (can’t blame him), and I think it’s obvious to everyone, except possibly Ben, that she’s in it to win it – “it” not being the man or a marriage, but rather the competition itself. I got the same feeling about Lorenzo Lamas’ daughter, Shayne, when she was a contestant several years ago. She wants to “win” because she’s competitive. But him? Nah.

Unlike Shayne, though, Courtney bugs the crap out of me because she thinks that doing things like babytalking and twirling her hair makes her more feminine. Maybe that appeals to some men, but as a woman I find it to be demeaning. Even the name of her house (Casa de Las Ninas: House of Little Girls…?) was appalling. Would you really want to spend the next 40 years of your life with a girl who, at 28, thinks of herself as a little girl?

In any event, I think it’ll come down to Lindzi and Courtney. He’ll propose to Courtney because, as another poster said, he’s thinking with Little Ben. And then in 3 months, we’ll read about their dramatic breakup once she realizes that she’s not all that attracted to him once the cameras are packed up.

That’s my prediction. For all that it’s worth!

Oh, and one final note. I really do appreciate The Bachelor, not because it’s great television, but because I love to travel, and the locations have given me some great ideas. I’ve already put Park City, Utah on the list of places I’d love to go visit. So while it’s joked that men read Playboy for the articles, I admit to watching The Bachelor for the pictures. :slight_smile:

I think I agree with everything you say, including the predicted outcome. The producers are probably saying, “holy crap…he’s going to propose to The Plant. What a maroon.”

But in Courtney’s defense (and I can’t believe I just said that), I think Casa de Las Ninas is her parents’ house, not hers. She lives in Santa Monica.

Yes, but she’s still one of the little girls. Very odd.

Stupid Ben is a man and we like to make suspect decisions concerning our love lives when pretty girls come around. Still, Nicki (Nikki?) makes a lot of sense with him so he needs to stop being stupid and pick between her and Lindzi because Courtney is pure crazy.

That damn eyeshadow needs to go because that is the only thing that makes her less attractive.

I’m glad you also brought up Kacie’s departure and tantrum. You just know her children are going to play football and cheerlead on that field.

According to this week’s In Touch (it was a really slow-moving line at the supermarket):

Ben picks Courtney, then starts watching the show and starts calling up Lindzi again. Plus Courtney’s pregnant.

Cannot wait till “After the Final Rose.”

So how many women have to show up in Ben’s face and say “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T PICK COURTNEY!!!” before he starts to think “hmmm…gee, maybe there’s something about Courtney that I’m not seeing…”

I remember dozens of women warning Jake about Vienna a few seasons ago. He didn’t listen, either.

In retrospect, the women should have been warning Vienna about Jake.

Nah, of the two, I still find Vienna more loathsome. He was fake nice, she would fake cry. Definitely more manipulative.

ETA: I’ve got The Insider on, and they’re doing a “where are they now” bit on former DWTS contestants – Jake is now emceeing a Chippendales show in Vegas. You can’t make this shit up.