In Kurt Vonnegut’s story the “The Barnstorm Effect” the main character, Professor Barnstorm unlocks the key to telekenisis through a simple mental exercise.
The more he practices, the more powerful he gets, until his mental powers are equal to the atom bomb.
He starts by rolling 12 double sixes in a row with a pair of dice.
This afternoon my wife and I were playing RISK which is played with 3 dice (It’s snowing so I didn’t go to work.) I noticed that triple sixes seemed to come up more often than they should (three sixes is the most desirable role of the dice in RISK.)
So when we were done I rolled all three dice 100 times, while concentrating on triple sixes. I got them four times. That’s one in 25, when the odds say it should be one in 216.
Clearly this proves that I have telekinetic powers. If I practice, I can strengthen my telekinetic muscles, win Randi’s million dollars, clean up in Vegas, kill my enemies with brain embolisms, and rule the world.
Who wants to be my friend?
Maybe before I begin my plans for world conquest, I should consider the possibility of a statistical fluke, or that Risk gives you loaded dice (say it ain’t so.) Maybe I should do the experiment again just to be sure.
Still, Carl Sagan who was a pretty skeptical guy thought there was enough evidence of people being able to exert a very small influence on certain random events such as dice and randomly generated numbers from a computer that further investigation was warranted.
Anybody care to argue with me and risk psychic anhiliation?
Often wrong… NEVER in doubt