This thread was created to pit a mythology that is so pervasive in our cultures.
Fire away.
Gee, this sounds familiar :rolleyes: Why not do a search and read the 5,667,987 ‘original’ posters before you with the same axe to grind and the same tune to sing? It gets old. Very, very old.
Well, a spinal column more suited for a quadraped wasn’t a nice gift. And the eye seems to have been built ass-backward. And what’s up with the appendix?
I agree. I’ve tried Guaraanteed Overnight Delivery and they just don’t stand up to InterState. Even UPS gives them a run for their money, and Old Dominion simply outclasses them all. I can’t think why anyone would continue to believe in Guaranteed Overnight Delivery.
You first.
God, your son looks like a goddamned (snerk) hippie. Tell him to get a haircut and a real job, and stop fooling around with those silly parlor tricks he is fond of.
Over 5 million posts? OVER 5 MILLION POSTS???
I’m going to do a search.
OVER 5 MILLION PREVIOUS POSTS???
Hey, I’m going back to read Mark Twain. If any thoughts of his are similar to mine, I’m going silent. SILENT, MOTHAFUCKA!!
Yep. Turns out my thoughts are not so unique. I apologize to all the people who post original ideas here. How do you do it? I’m in awe of you.
There are no original ideas left, we just find creative ways to say the same shit over and over.
Of course, that’s because Deliveries Entail Very Involved Logistics. 
Agh.
I shouldn’t be posting, but I had a flash of clarity with regard to these* “God is teh bad!”* posts.
crinz83, smarter than you have tried. And they’ve done well.
Leave it to them. Please.
I’d hate to think that the theocracy my people envision came about because our most stringent oppponents were people like YOU.
I mean, that’d hardly be sporting. And I’d like to think my New Catholic World Order would have encountered at least SOME resistance.
In Soviet Russia, God bashes YOU!
Dear God,
I’m 34. Where the 'frik is my PONY?!?!?!?!
Thank you,
Alice
We had to take care of that puppy when you were 9, and now you want a pony?
Dear Alice,
Look, I told you: Here’s the shovel, there’s the pile of manure. Do I have to do everything for you?
Love ‘n’ kisses,
God.
Hey God when you sent your Son down to save me from my sins it didn’t work.
I still smoke, and think lewd thoughts, and eat a little to much, lie, cheat and steal sometimes.
Got a daughter?
As is my habit, I was only dealing in actual entities such as the Guaranteed Overnight Delivery trucking company (Eastern U.S.).
Oh, and before I forget:
No matter how many times you ask me “Isn’t it ironic?”, the answer is still NO! And stop playing so much pinball.
(Oh come on, can I at least get a pity laugh for the weak cross-reference?)
Happy Easter to you too buddy.
But I promise I’ll walk him, and feed him, and brush him and give him water everyday!! Can I have one? CanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanI? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease? Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!?!?!?!?!?!?
I promise I’ll be good. <sniff>