The Bash 'GOD' Thread

[Wolfian]

@Captain_C

Oh, and before I forget:

No matter how many times you ask me “Isn’t it ironic?”, the answer is still NO! And stop playing so much pinball.

(Oh come on, can I at least get a pity laugh for the weak cross-reference?)

It was skeeball, not pinball. Pinball is for backsliders.

[Malacandra]

@crinz83

Dammit, quit posting! Quiddity Glomfester is tired of the same old axe to grind!
Please only grind new axes… only completely new ideas.
Quiddity Glomfester is tired… this has been done 5 million times before.
What a creative name… Quiddity Glomfester. I love the funny location of Quiditty Glomfester… playing with Victoria… very creative. And the ‘rolling the eyes’ smiley is original, funny, and creative.
Quiditty Glomfester: “Attacking my name and location… how original ‘rolls eyes’”
Crinz: “Yer a fucking A-Hole”.
Quiditty Glomfester: ‘rolls eyes’
Crinz: “Fuck you”
Quiditty Glomfester: ‘rolly eyes’ smiley.

And now you act like [ol]QD was the only one who thought you were an a-hole, and []“creatively misspelling” :rolleyes: another poster’s name was original, funny or for that matter allowed[]Hi Opal![/ol]

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@tomndebb

I agree. I’ve tried Guaraanteed Overnight Delivery and they just don’t stand up to InterState. Even UPS gives them a run for their money, and Old Dominion simply outclasses them all. I can’t think why anyone would continue to believe in Guaranteed Overnight Delivery.

And this, ladies & gents, is why tomndebb should post more without his mod hat on.

[Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical]

@RTFirefly

Yeah, but then He gives it to His Son, who’s got twelve starving friends who’ll eat anything.

Now that’s funny!

[enigm4tic]

@fifty-six

Hey God when you sent your Son down to save me from my sins it didn’t work.

I still smoke, and think lewd thoughts, and eat a little to much, lie, cheat and steal sometimes.

Got a daughter?

More importantly, is she hot?

::d+r::

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@enigm4tic

More importantly, is she hot?

::d+r::

Hey, Daddy’s little girl was Lilith, right?

[Giraffe]

@crinz83

Fire away.

Here goes:

1. Learn how to write an OP.
2. You idiot.
3. Thread closed.