Who is in danger?
The Hulk. (and, by logical extension, all of us.)
Mr. Incredible.
Abradolf Lincler, after he shows up at the party?
Betsy Linklatter of 43378 North Limpet Drive, Decatur Illinois.
She has been informed and has taken the appropriate steps.
Minis Tirith, and Rohan will answer.
(Probably all spelled wrong, I’m not a LOTR fan)
Yes. Birdperson will take that under advisement.
Jolly good answer. 
(As it happens it’s Minas Tirith, but you rock. 
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Some idiot who shouldn’t have been there in the first place. “Yuppie 911”
The beacon’s been on for hours. Why isn’t Daredevil responding?
Daredevil has a beacon? I thought that was Batman.
I also thought the OP read “The bacon was activated.” So I’m kinda disappointed.
Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.
Roger, ready to move out.
OK, I don’t get the OP reference; take pity on me someone.